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Relation with nice persons is like ice cubes

Relation with nice persons is like ice cubes.
You may break, crush, squeeze, beat or grind them, still they chill your life.

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People don’t always need advice

People don’t always need advice.
All they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand them.

इश्क का समंदर

इश्क का समंदर भी क्या समंदर है!
जो डूब गया वो आशिक!
जो बच गया वो दीवाना!
जो तैरता ही रह गया वह पति!

Pack your Bag SweetHeart

Boyfriend : Pack your Bag SweetHeart, I’ve won 10 Crores in a Lottery :’)

Girlfriend : Wow! Now London or Switzerland?

Boyfriend : Who Cares? Just Pack your Bag & GET LOST.

1 Injection of trust

1 Injection of trust;
1 Tablet of care;
1 Syrup of attention;
1 Drip of understanding;
Take 3 times a day.
It’s all necessary for the health of our Friendship.

Relations cannot be Understood

Relations cannot be Understood by the Language of Money…
Bcoz,
Some Investments Never Give Profit But They Make rich…!!

You cannot hug yourself

Neither you can hug yourself nor you can cry on your own shoulder life is all about living for one another,
so live with those who loves you the most.

SUPERB VALENTINE IDEA FOR UR BOY/GIRL FRIEND

SUPERB VALENTINE IDEA FOR UR BOY/GIRL FRIEND:
1. Ask her what he/she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter his/her address.
4. Select ‘Cash On Delivery’.

Aap logon se hi roshan hai

Aap logon se hi roshan hai meri jindagi ki shama

Warna kuch log aise bhi hain jo jindgi se toofan banke guzarte hain.

एक मुलगा आपल्या गर्लफ्रेंडच्या घरी फोन लावतो

एक मुलगा आपल्या गर्लफ्रेंडच्या घरी फोन लावतो.
तिचे वडील फोन उचलतात..
मुलगा मनात म्हणतो.. हे भगवान हा रावण कुठून आला..
वडील : हेल्लो, कोण बोलताय ?
मुलगा : मैं अमिताभ बच्चन बोल रहा हूँ
“कौन बनेगा करोड़पति” से
और
आपकी बेटी की फ्रेंड हॉट सीट पर बेठी है
और
आपकी बेटी की मदद चाहती है, उसको फोन दीजिये सर,
वडील : ओह, आश्चर्यचकित होऊन
मुलीला फोन देताच मुलगा : सवाल यह “आज शाम को तुम कहाँ मिलोगी ?”
Option A : सारसबाग
Option B : झेड ब्रिज
Option C : कोरेगओन पार्क
Option D : पुणे सेन्ट्रल मॉल मुलगी : “Option B”
मुलगा : धन्यवाद.

Kiti mast majach majja

GF: Janu, Monday shoping, Tuesdy hotel, Wednsdy firayla, Thursdy jevayla, Friday movie & Sat la picnic… Kiti mast majach majja

BF: Ho ani Sunday mandir.

GF: Kashala?

BF: Bhik magayla.

Mat pucho mujse k mera KAROBAR kya he?

Mat pucho mujse k mera KAROBAR kya he?….
HUM to MOHABBAT bechte hai, NAFRAT ke BAZAR me…

Kasoor na unka hai na mera

Kasoor na unka hai na mera,
hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,
woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.

ती मला सोडून गेल्यानंतर मी मरणारच होतो

ती मला सोडून गेल्यानंतर मी मरणारच होतो….
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पण,,,,,
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मग मला आठवल की तिच्या मैत्रिनिचा पण नंबर
आहे माझ्याकडे…..
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मग जीवात जिव आला.

Manatle gupit Manapasun Japave lagte

Manatle gupit Manapasun Japave lagte,
Nkalat alelya ashruna Lapvave lagte,
PREM asach aste,
kadhi ashruna, kadhi bhavnana
Tar kadhi swatalach savrave lagte.

Memories play a confusing role

Memories play a confusing role.
They make you laugh when you remember the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember the time you laughed together.

Sara Din

Sara Din laga deti hu apne aap ko
sambhalne
mai …..
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Raat ko tere yaddo ki hawa chalti hai or
hum phir
bikhar jate hai..

Love is like

Love is like cloud……
Love is like dream…..
Love is 1 word and everything in between……
Love is a fairytale come true…..
Coz I found Love when I found U….

Kabhi kabhi dil me khayal ata hai

Kabhi kabhi dil me khayal ata hai,
Jab tuze 10 baje nind aa jati hai,
To
Tera WhatsApp Last seen at 2.00 AM kyu ata hai.

Kabhi khushi se khushi ki taraf nai dekha

Kabhi khushi se khushi ki taraf nai dekha,
Ke tere bad kisiki aur ki taraf nai dekha.
Ye soch ke ki tera WhatsApp chalu hai,
Kabhi ghadi ki taraf nai dekha.

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