Wo barse ya na barse saawan hi to hai

Wo barse ya na barse saawan hi to hai,

Jaane kab sukh jaaye Gulshan hi to hai,

Mere dil me rahne ki aadat na daalo,

** Ae Dost**

Jaane kab ruk jaaye Dhadkan hi to hai .!!!!

Oye joke bhej

Frnd texted me- Oye joke bhej

I replied : Padhai kar raha hu, sometime later!

Reply comes : Mast hai.!! Aur bhej!

Hadd hai yar…itni bezzati

😉

Impossibilities

Impossibilities are merely things which we have not yet learned.

Woh Dekho 1 Sales Ka Banda Jaa Raha Hai

Woh Dekho Ek Sales Ka Banda Jaa
Raha Hai.
Zindagi Se Haara Hua Hai,
Par Customers Se Haar Nahi.

Maanta hai, Apne Presentation Ki 1-1 Line Isay Rati Hui Hai,
Par Aaj Konse Rang Ke Moje Pahne
Hai Yeh Nahi Janta.
Din Par Din Excel File Banata Jaa
Raha Hai,
Woh Dekho Sales Ka Banda Jaa Raha Hai……

10000 Custmors Main Se Achhe
Custmors Dhund Leta Hai,
Lekin Biwi Ki Ankhon Ki Nami Dikhai
Nahi Deti,
PC Par Hazaar Window Khuli Hai,
Par Dil Ki Khidki Pe Koi Dastak Sunai
Nahi Deti,
Saturday Sunday Nahata Nahi,
Week Days Ko Naha Raha Hai,
Woh Dekho 1 Sales Ka Banda Jaa
Raha Hai…….

Reporting Karte Karte Pata Hi Nahi
Chala Boss Kab Maa Baap Se Badhkar Ho Gaya,
Kitabo Me Gulab Rakhnewala
Cigarette Ke Dhuyen Mein Kho Gaya,
Dil Ki Zameen Se Armano Ki Vidai
Ho Gayi,
Weekends Pe Daaru Peke Jo Jashn
Mana Raha Hai,
Woh Dekho 1 Sales Ka Banda Jaa
Raha Hai……

Dedicated To All Warriors In Sales.

“GOLDEN” wishes

“GOLDEN” wishes
for
“GOLDEN” people
with
“GOLDEN” Leaves
on
“GOLDEN” Day
for
“GOLDEN” Future.

Happy Dashera

Dussehra is a celebration

‘Dussehra’ is a celebration.
A reaffirmation of the goodness in us which always triumphs over evil.”Happy Dussehra”

May all the tensions in your life burn

May all the tensions in your life burn along with the effigy of Ravana.

May you be successful and happy ever!

Happy DUSSEHRA to u & ur family

Sonyachi Pane ani Sonyachi Mane

Sonyachi Pane ani Sonyachi Mane,
Soneri Shabdani sajvuya Gane,
Varshabhar Soneri Sukhe milavi,
Sonpavlani LAXMI ghari yavi.

HAPPY DASARA

HAPPY DaSSERA

Celebrate the victory of the forces of good over Evil.

Lets celebrate an auspicious day to begin new things in
life.

….HAPPY DaSSERA….!!

DASSHERA KI DHER SARI BADHAIYAA

Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
        

          _/”\_   

          ^^  ^^  

RAVAN KE RISHTEDARO KO DASSHERA KI DHER SARI BADHAIYAA

May This Dussehra

May This Dussehra,
light up for U
the Hopes of Happy times & Dreams for a Year Full Of Smiles..
Wish U & Ur family a Very Happy Dussehra.

May Lord Rama always

May Lord Rama always

keep showering his blessings

upon you

May your life be prosperous

and

trouble free throughout.

Aala Aahe DASARA

“Aala Aahe DASARA”

“Problem Sare visra”

“Vichar Karu Naka Dusara”

“Chehra Theva Hasra”

“HAPPY Dasara”in Adavance”

Happy DASARA

“Happy DASARA”

D : Dhan,
A : Aishwary,
S : Samarthya,
A : Ayush,
R : Rajyog,
A : Arogya

A very “Happy DASERA” to you & your family

Dashere ke shubh awsar par

Phool khile khushi aapke kadam chume,
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna,
Dhan hi dhan aaye aapk angana,
Yahi hai dashere ke shubh awsar par manokamna.

Abhi tak daadhi moonch nai aayi

SANTA: Yaar tu itna bada ho gya hai or tujhe abhi tak daadhi moonch nai aayi.

BANTA(killer answer):

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Yaar me apni MAA pe gya hu na.
😀

Ashich raho hi maitri TuZi Ni MaZi

Sahaj bhetlo Aapan,

Sahaj julali hi Apli nati

Kadhi na sampayachi

Kadhi na tutaychi

Ashich raho hi maitri TuZi Ni MaZi.”

A recently fired stock trader said

-Special Lines-

A recently fired stock trader said,
“This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife.”

Just take a Decision

A Wrong Decision can Double the Experience
&
Correct Decision can Double your Confidence.
So don’t worry in either Case
Just take a Decision!

Relations never break

Short and so true quote:

“Relations never break,
we just reduce communicatio”.
So here’s just a small remembrance!
🙂

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