Mobile Aya aur Khatam

Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Aur agar apka “Mobile” aap ki “Biwi” ke haath aya toh
Maa Kasam aap “Khatam”.

Life is very short

Life is very short,
so break silly rules,
forgive quickly,
believe slowly,
love truely,
Laugh lovely
and
never avoid anything that makes you smile!!!

Life Shrinks OR Expands

Life Shrinks OR Expands in Proportion to One’s Courage.
Waiting To Win is Common to All,
BUT Working to His/ Her Best,
in the Adverse Circumstances,
to Win is a Mark of Champion.

होली के इन सात रंगों के साथ

लाल रंग आपके गालों के लिए. .
काला रंग आपके बालों के लिए. .
नीला रंग आपकी आँखों के लिए. .
पीला रंग आपके हाथों के लिए. .
गुलाबी रंग आपके सपनों के लिए. .
सफ़ेद रंग आपके मन के लिए. .
हरा रंग आपके जीवन के लिए. .

होली के इन सात रंगों के साथ. .
आपके पूरे परिवार को रंग भरी शुभकामनाएँ।
Happy Holi 

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

Pass this to women who can digest it
and
To Men who’ll enjoy reading it.

Dil Sapno se HOUSEFUL hai

Dil Sapno se
HOUSEFUL hai,

Poore honge wo
Doutful hai,

Is Duniya me har
Chiz Wonderful hai,

Par

Zindagi aap jaise logo
se HI COLOURFUL
hai.

Happy Holi.

May you have the most blessed holi festival

May you have the most blessed holi festival than you ever had.
May it be full of fun, joy and love.
May you be as colorful as the festival itself or even more.
Lets all have lots of fun.

HAPPY N COLORFUL HOLI

Radha ka rang kanha ki pichkari.
Pyar k rang se Rang do Duniya Sari.
Ye rang na jane koi jaat na koi boli.
Mubarak ho apko rang bhari Holi.
WISH U N UR FAMILY A VERY HAPPY N COLORFUL  HOLI

Har rang kuch kahta hai

Har rang kuch kahta hai,
Koi feeka koi gehara hota hai,
Gulal ka rang mujhe malum nahi,
Par Rishto ka rang hamesha gehara hota hai.
HAPPY HOLI to you and your family.

HAPPY HOLI to all

Holi par rang barse gulal barse,
aap ke upar apno ka pyar barse,
rabse yahi duwa hai hamari,
aap khushi ke liye nahi khushi aap ke liye tarse.

HAPPY HOLI to all

Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak

Aaj Mubarak, Kal Mubarak,
Holi Ka har Pal Mubarak,
Rang Birangi Holi me,
Mera Bhi Ek Rang Mubarak.

HAPPY HOLI

Ye Dekho
Dilo ki “Rangoli”
Masti ki “TOLI”
Or
Bolo pyar ki “BOLI”
Qki
O my “DEAR FRIENDS
1 din bad hai
“HOLI”
in advance
“HAPPY HOLI”
Wish u N UR FAMILY

Agar tum 1 khushi ko

1 joker ne logo ko 1 joke sunaya to sb log bhot hasey.

Usne vhi joke 2bara sunaya to km log hase.

Usne vhi joke fir se sunaya to koi b nhi hasa.

Fir, usne 1 bhot pyari baat boli ke, “Agar tum 1 khushi ko le kar bar-bar nahi khush ho sakte to fir 1 gum ko le kar bar-bar rote kyu ho?

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn’t available for her.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

S.L.E.E.P.

“S.L.E.E.P.”
S-Say Thank To The God.
L-Lying On The Bed.
E-Eyes Closed Slowly.
E-End Of Day.
P-Plan For The Next Day.
« Good Night »

Plz don’t enter I’m upset

A boy wrote on his room’s
door :- “Plz don’t enter I’m upset”

Lover saw it n went away.

Parents saw it n went away.

Frndz came inside wid smiling n
said :- kaminey, bahar English
mai kuch likha he be, tune english kab sikhi? Chal party de.

Isi Liye to kehtey hain “har ek frnd kameena hota hai”

महाशिवरात्रि हार्दिक शुभकामाऐ

महाशिवरात्रि हार्दिक शुभकामाऐ :

हर हर महादेव – जय शिव शम्भू – जय भोलेनाथ |
देवों के देव देवाधिदेव महादेव ही एक मात्र ऐसे भगवान हैं, जिनकी भक्ति हर कोई करता है। ग्रंथ पुराणों के अनुसार भगवान शिव ही समस्त सृष्टि के आदि कारण हैं। भगवान शिव के मन्त्र-उपासना में पंचाक्षर नम: शिवाय तथा महामृत्युंजय विशेष प्रसिद्ध है।
हर हर महादेव

जय बाबा काशी विश्वनाथ हर हर महादेव _ॐ नम: शिवाय

Imagination is more important

Imagination is more important than knowledge.” – Albert Einstein

Successful People don’t Plan Results

“Successful People don’t Plan Results,
They Plan Beginnings,  Results Always Follow
“Right Beginnings”.