A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.
Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband : Matlab?
Wife : Dal chaval.
Husband : To itna ghumaya kyo?
Wife : Maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho.