Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife.

Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.

Husband : Matlab?

Wife : Dal chaval.

Husband : To itna ghumaya kyo?

Wife : Maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho.


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