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NEW LAW PASSED

NEW LAW PASSED:
Printing on wedding cards made compulsory like on cigarrete boxes.

STATUATORY WARNING.
Marriage may be injurious
to your PEACEFUL LIFE.

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God is not the sole author of our destiny

God is not the sole author of our destiny.
We are also the co-authors of our destiny.
If we do our best, HE will do the rest!

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What lies behind us

What lies behind us
and
what lies before us
are tiny matters
compared to
what lies within us.

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Don’t be happy for a particular reason

Don’t be happy for a particular reason, because that happiness ends when the reason ends.
Be happy without any reason and you will be happy in every season.

Outstanding Coincidences of Words

Outstanding Coincidences of Words :

Hate has 4 letters
so does Love.

Enemies has 7 letters
so does Friends.

Lying has 5
so does Truth.

Negative has 8
so does Positive.

Under has 5
so does Above.

Cry has 3 letters
so does Joy.

Anger has 5 letters
so does Happy.

Right has 5 letters
so does Wrong.

Are they by Coincidences?

It means Life is like a Double edged Sword,
We should choose the BETTER SIDE OF LIFE.

Everything is pre-written

Although everything is pre-written, with prayers it can be re-written!

If I were asked to give advice for all humanity

If I were asked to give what I consider the single most useful bit of advice for all humanity, it would be this:

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high.

Look it squarely in the eye, and say, I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.

Coffee never knew it would taste so nice and sweet

Coffee never knew it would taste so nice and sweet, before it met milk and sugar.

We are good as individuals but become better when we meet and blend with the right people.

गुरुपूर्णिमा की सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामनायें

“गुरुर्ब्रह्मा गुरुर्विष्णुः गुरुर्देवो महेश्वरः |
गुरु: साक्षात परं ब्रह्म तस्मै श्रीगुरवे नमः.||”
गुरुपूर्णिमा की सभी को हार्दिक शुभकामनायें|

Upvas (Fast) in new Style

Upvas (Fast) in new Style
Living 1 day without:

-Mobile
-Facebook
-Electricity
-Internet
-BIKE
-Whatsapp
-TV

Ye Upvas kar ke dekho, Bhagwan Dharti par aake kahege,
“Bas kar Pagle ab Rulayega kya”

विंडो उघडत नाहीय. काय करू?

बायको – ( फोनवर)
हॅलो… अहो ,विंडो उघडत नाहीय. काय करू?
नवरा – असं कर , थोडं तेल गरम कर आणि ते त्यावर
ओत.
बायको – ( आश्चर्याने) खरंच त्यामुळे उघडेल ?
नवरा – अगं हो. करून तर बघ.
थोड्या वेळाने नवऱ्याने पुन्हा फोन केला.
नवरा – केलंस का मी सांगितलं तसं ?
बायको – अहो , केलं. पण आता पूर्ण लॅपटॉपच बंद
पडलाय
नवरा – च्या आईला.

You can have anything your heart desires

You can have anything your heart desires if you are willing enough to work for it and patient enough to wait for it to be yours.

Every moment of our life

Every moment of our life is a picture which we never see before and which we’ll never see again.
So let’s enjoy and live life to the fullest and make every moment beautiful.

Apne gam ki Numaish na kar

Apne gam ki Numaish na kar,
Apne nasib ki Aazmaish na kar,
Jo tera hai tere Paas khud aayega,
Har roz usse paane Ki khwaish na kar,
Chhu le tu asman zamin ki talaash na kar;
Jee le zindagi tu khushi ki talaash na kar;
Taqdir badal jayegi apne aap hi aey dost;
Muskrana sikh le wajah ki talaash na kar.

करूनी विठ्ठल नामाचा घोष

करूनी विठ्ठल नामाचा घोष |
भक्तिभावाने जोडुनी कर |
नतमस्तक होऊनी चरणी |
करितो नमन  एकादशीच्या   दिवशी ||
आषाढी एकादशीच्या शुभेच्छा !!

बोलावा विठ्ठल पहावा विठ्ठल

बोलावा विठ्ठल पहावा विठ्ठल ।
करावा विठ्ठल जीवभाव ॥१॥
येणें सोसें मन जालें हांवभरे ।
परती माघारें घेत नाहीं ॥२॥
बंधनापासुनि उकलल्या गांठी ।
देतां आली मिठी सावकाश ॥३॥
तुका म्हणे देह भरिला विठ्ठलें ।
कामक्रोधें केलें घर रीतें ॥४॥
आषाढी एकादशीच्या सर्वाँना हार्दिक
शुभेच्छा…..!!!

Overdose of Studies

Overdose of Studies :

Mere sapne me aayi Ek sundar pari,

wah wah

Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari…

Aur boli “All Questions r Compulsary”.

Motape Ka Ek Hi Elaj Hai

Dr- Motape Ka Ek Hi Elaj Hai.. Tum Roj 2 Rotiya Khaya Karo

Santa- Thik Hai Sir, Par Ye To Batao 2 Rotiya Khane Se Pehle Khani H Ya Khane K Bad

Surya konala jhakat nai

Surya konala jhakat nai,
Dongar konala vakat nai,
“Marathi” aslyacha abhiman balga
Karan Marathi manus konachya bapache aikat nai.

Dark is not oppsite of light

Dark is not oppsite of light,
It is just absence of light.
Similarly,
A problem is the absence of an idea,
It is not absence of a solution.

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