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Worries and Tensions are like birds

Worries and Tensions are like birds.
We cannot stop them from flying near us;
But we can certainly stop them from making nest on our head!?

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Life and Time are the two great teachers

Life and Time are the two great teachers.
Life teaches you the use of Time;
And Time teaches you the value of Life!?
Good morning.

एकदा राम आणि श्याम एका जेवण्याच्या पंगतीत जेवत असतात

एकदा राम आणि श्याम एका जेवण्याच्या पंगतीत जेवत असतात.
तेव्हा त्यांना एक माणूस येऊन विचारतो… “तुम्ही कोण?”

राम – “मी मुला कडून आलोय..”

श्याम – “मी मुलीकडून आलोय..”
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विचारपूस करणारा माणूस – “नालायक, हे तेराव्याचे जेवण आहे”.

ती मला सोडून गेल्यानंतर मी मरणारच होतो

ती मला सोडून गेल्यानंतर मी मरणारच होतो….
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पण,,,,,
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मग मला आठवल की तिच्या मैत्रिनिचा पण नंबर
आहे माझ्याकडे…..
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मग जीवात जिव आला.

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the:

Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai.

Wife romantic andaaz me boli : Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai?

Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

Heart ke operation

Heart ke operation ko bypass kyu kehte hai?
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Sahi hua to pass warna bye.

If a tiger attacks

If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save?

SANTA :
Ofcourse!
The tiger…… very few are left!

Duniya me rah kar sapno me kho jao

Duniya me rah kar sapno me kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ke ho jao.
Agar kuch bhi nahi kar sakte ho
Tobdon”t worry
Chadar-takia lo aur so jao.
Good night

Do not think of me

Do not think of me.
I m in ur eyes
…in ur mind
…in ur heart
…in ur soul
…everywhere
…ever if u want me
…just close ur eyes and listen
I m saying “I miss you”
..Good Night..

Sote hue ko jagaynge hum

Sote hue ko jagaynge hum,
Ap ki nind churayenge hum,
Har waqt sms kar ke sataynge hum,
Aap ko aayega gussa lekin
Us Gusse me bhi yad to aayege hum.

Good Night

Indra Dev to Varun Dev

Indra Dev to Varun Dev:

November madhe paus!!
Kay challay he!!

Varun to Indra:
Aali lahar kela kahar!!

Hou de Tota…Baap aahe Motha….

Koi kah de gamo ko

Koi kah de gamo ko
baandh le ab saman apna.

Bahot din ka ruka mehman bhi
achcha nahi lagta.

Man does not go

Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once.

But many people still go to their inlaws place?

God didn’t promise

God didn’t promise:
Days without Pain;
Laughter without Sorrow;
Sun without Rain;
But He did promise:
Strength for the Day;
Comfort for the Tears;
And light for the way!?
Good Morning.

Pizza always confuses

Pizza always confuses us:

It comes in a square box, when you open it, it’s round. When you start eating it it’s triangle.

Life and people are also like Pizza.

Look different

Appear different

&

Behave absolutly different.

पुण्याला डेक्कनच्या चौकात CCTV कॅमेरे बसवले

पुण्याला  डेक्कनच्या चौकात CCTV कॅमेरे बसवले.
दुसरे दिवशी पोलीस कंटोलला पहिला फोन आला:

अहो, जरा कॅमेरामधे पाहून सांगा ना, चितळे उघडले का?

Best lines For a practical life

Best lines
For a practical life
From Charlie Chaplin:
“I have many problems
in my Life..!
But
My Lips doesn’t know that.
It Always Smiles.

1 bhikari ko

1 bhikari ko rs.100 mile, vo 5 star hotel me gaya or pet bharke khana khaya
Phir rs.3000 ka bill aaya, usne manager se bola k paise nai hai, manager ne usko police k havale kr dia.
Bhikhari ne police ko rs.100 diye or chut gaya.
Isko bolte he financial management without MBA in India.

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Chai Aur Pi Lo
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo.
Kya Pata. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!

Aap Apna Khayal Rakhna

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Sorry…
Mausam Hi Aisa Hai..
Aap Apna Khayal Rakhna.
Happy Winter.

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