Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai

Ek admi ki Wife kidnap ho jaati hai
aur kidnappers uske Husband ko
phone lagate hai:
“Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh
tumhari biwi ko maar denge!”
Husband khamosh raha.

Agle din phir phone aya
“Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari
biwi ke tukde-tukde karke cheel-kauwon ko
khila denge!”
Husband khamosh raha.

Agle din phir phone aya
“Agar aaj raat tak paise na diye toh tumhari
biwi tumhe sahi-salamat lauta di jayegi.”
Husband: “Paise bol, darata kisko hai?!”

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Atul Palandurkar

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