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Only having messages for others

Only having messages for others is not life;
But our life should be a message to others!?

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I found a Leaflet

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
‘ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!!!’

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : ‘Buy 3 & Get 1 Free’.

The morning sunlight

The morning sunlight is a reminder to us by God to start a fresh by bringing new perspective to our life.
Good Morning.

Every sunset gives us one day less to live

Every sunset gives us one day less to live,
But every sunrise gives us one day more to hope.
Good Morning.

Making a Good Day

Making a Good Day:
Devote yourself to an idea.
Work diligently towards it.
Struggle and make it happen.
Overcome all the fears.
Smile, don’t you forget this is your dream!?
GOOD MORNING.

Happy Valentine’s Day

Financial crisis has become so bad and serious these days.

Majority of men have started loving their OWN WIFE ! 
Happy Valentine’s Day

Relations cannot be Understood

Relations cannot be Understood by the Language of Money…
Bcoz,
Some Investments Never Give Profit But They Make rich…!!

You cannot hug yourself

Neither you can hug yourself nor you can cry on your own shoulder life is all about living for one another,
so live with those who loves you the most.

SUPERB VALENTINE IDEA FOR UR BOY/GIRL FRIEND

SUPERB VALENTINE IDEA FOR UR BOY/GIRL FRIEND:
1. Ask her what he/she wants.
2. Buy online.
3. Enter his/her address.
4. Select ‘Cash On Delivery’.

पत्नी घर की रानी है

मछली जल कि रानी है
इसका नया वर्जन :

पत्नी घर की रानी है,
करती अपनी मनमानी है,
काम बताओ तो चिढ़ जाएगी,
शौपिंग कराओ तो खिल जायेगी

Valentine Day Quote

Valentine Day Quote:

“Jidhar Apna Crush Hai,
Yaro, Udhar Pehle Se Hi Rush Hai”

A British guy walks into a bar

A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban.

Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, “Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there.”

The first round of drinks were served, and the Sikh guy gives him a smile, gestures to him saying, “Thank you!” in a loud voice.

The British guy is upset and again orders loudly to the bartender to serve another round of drinks to everyone except the Sardar.

The Sardar seems to be unruffled and he continues to smile, and yells back, “Thank you!”

The British guy is mad by now and asks the bartender, “What’s wrong with this Sardar? I’ve insulted him by ordering drinks for everyone but him, and yet he smiles back and keeps thanking me. Has he lost his mind?”

“No, Sir,” replies the bartender. “He is the owner of this place.”

Suno ji

Wife –  suno ji, jo pandit ne hamara byaah karaya tha , woh gujar gaye.
                 
Husband-  paapon ka anjaam to bugathna hi padega.

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