At a dinner party,
husband was about to deliver speech as Guest Speaker ,
his wife, who was sitting at the other end of the table,
sent him a piece of paper with the word….
“KISS” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to him said,
“It looks like your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck.
She must love you very much.”
He clarified , “You don’t know my wife.
The letters stand for…
“Keep it short, stupid.”