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तो फिर चलें बाइक पर

लड़का-मैं चार साल का हूं। और तुम?
लड़की- मैं भी चार साल की हूं।
लड़का- तो फिर चलें बाइक पर..
लड़की (शर्माते हुए)-कहां?
लड़का- पगली, पोलियो की ड्रॉप पीने! ..और कहां?

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Faster than Google

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd..
But..
A boy’s heart is slower than
Government bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves!

You cannot hug yourself

Neither you can hug yourself nor you can cry on your own shoulder life is all about living for one another,
so live with those who loves you the most.

Tuzi paati chan ahe

Pune K.G.kid to Mumbai K.G. kid:

“Tuzi paati (slateboard) chan ahe yaar. Ekdum chaka chak

Mumbai K.G kid:

“ipad ahe toh, Gaavthi….

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

कामाच्या SMS शिवाय,
एकही विनोदी SMS येत नाही.
मित्रांच्या Callसाठी आता,
मिटींगही मोडता येत नाही.
बहुतेक कामाचा व्यापच आता,
सर्व जागा व्यापायला लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

फालतू विनोदावरही हसण्याची
सवय आता मोडायला लागलीय.
चेष्टेने केलेली चेष्टाही आजकाल,
भुरटेगिरी वाटायला लागलीय.
आणि वाटतय की आता,
धिंगाणाही कमी होऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

पुर्वी वेळ सर्वांसाठी असायचा,
आता स्वता साठीच वेळ वाढायला लागलाय.
पझेशनचा वेळ येईल तसा,
रूम मधला कालवा दडायला लागलाय.
ट्रिपचा रविवार आता,
नविन जोडीदार पाहण्यात जाऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

मान्य आहे स्वतासाठीही,
जीवन जगायचं असतं,
मग त्यासाठी कुणाला,
खरच का दुखवायचं असतं?n
पण हे मात्र खरं आहे की,
मित्राबरोबर मैत्रीचा अभिमानही वाढु लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

I heard you failed in English?

Boy: I heard you failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed the result yesterday… I Passed away.

Yeh Jawani Hain Deewani

After seeing Yeh Jawani Hain Deewani a boy to his father :

Boy :-
Main udna chahta hoon.
Daudna chahta hoon.
Girna bhi chahta hoon.
Bas rukna nahi chahta

Father :-
Yeh le Mobile
Temple Run khel le.

Birthday Gift

Gal- Where’s my b’day gift?
Boy- You see that red hot Ferrari on the side of the road?
Gal: Yes!
Boy: Brought same color neilpolish.

They don’t beat anyone

Judge to child : do you want to stay with your father?

Child : no, he beats me.

Judge : do you want to stay with your mom?

Child : no, even she beats me.

Judge : what about grandparents?

Child : even they beat me.

Judge : then whom do you want to stay?

Child : DELHI DAREDEVILS. They don’t beat anyone.

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

Pass this to women who can digest it
and
To Men who’ll enjoy reading it.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn’t available for her.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

Plz don’t enter I’m upset

A boy wrote on his room’s
door :- “Plz don’t enter I’m upset”

Lover saw it n went away.

Parents saw it n went away.

Frndz came inside wid smiling n
said :- kaminey, bahar English
mai kuch likha he be, tune english kab sikhi? Chal party de.

Isi Liye to kehtey hain “har ek frnd kameena hota hai”

Par kyu kisine likha nai

Kitabo me likha hai, Rules todna mana hai.
Baago me likha hai, Ful tdna mana hai.
Sabse kimti chij hoti hai Dil,
Par kyu kisine likha nai ki Dil todna mana hai.

Boy’s chalisa

Boy’s chalisa:
U to hum hai brahmchari,
Par jaha dekhi nari,
Wahi niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jari,
Pati to hamari,
Warna hum to hai hi brahmchari
🙂

Why Write “Etc” In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?

Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

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How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

A 9 years old boy went 2 ICECream parlour.

Waiter: What do u want?

Boy: How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

Waiter: Rs.15/-

Then d BOY checked his pocket N asked cost of small cone?

Irritated Waiter: Rs.12/-

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When d waiter came 2 pick d EMPTY PLATE, he was touched.

D boy had left Rs.3 as TIP 4 him!

“TRY 2 MAKE EVERY1 HAPPy WId SOMETHING U’ve”:)

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Mi jar maran pawale tar tu kay karnar?

Mulgi – Mi jar maran pawale tar tu kay karnar ?

Mulga – Mi pan marnar

Mulgi – Pan ka?

Mulga – Kadhi kadhi Jast khusi pan
jeev ghete..

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Hamare Abba Itne Lambe Hain

Salim: Hamare Abba Itne Lambe Hain Ke Khade-Khade Chalte Fan ko Rok Dete Hain.

Juber: Hamare Abba Bhi Lambech Hain Par Aise Agaau Pana Nahi Karte.

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Singham Effect

Dad : Result kya aya?
Boy : Aaichya gavat, Fail ho gaya
Dad : Besharm
Boy : Kuch b karne ka mera ego nai hurt karne ka
Dad : Aajse teri pocket money band
Boy : Meri jarurate kam hai isliye mere jamirme dam hai
Dad : Get out
Boy : Ata mazi satakli re
Dad : Ab muze to papa mat kehna
Boy : Gotya gotya gotya…..

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Oh God why you left such a lucrative job?

Girl-What are you doing?

Boy-I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA but now I left.

Girl-Oh God why you left such a lucrative job?

Boy-Ab kon subah subah uthe or paper dalne jae.

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