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Mallya-Nirav crashcourse

Mallya-Nirav crashcourse.

Take X loan from bank A ,2X loan from bank B.

Repay X loan of bank A.

ur credit rating is good, bank A now gives u 4X.

Repay 2X amount loan of bank B.

Bank B will give u 8X.

Repeat till loan reaches 1000X,

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then book a flight out of india…

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How did Nirav modi cheat?

CBI: how did Nirav modi cheat?

Bank officer: PNB

CBI: How much did he cheat?

B.O.: PNB

CBI: which bank was looted?

B.O: PNB

CBI: how did he run away with the looted money?

B.O.: PNB

CBI: what is PNB?

B.O: Pata Nahin Bhai.

यांच्याकडून काय शिकलं पाहिजे?

प्रश्न – ललित मोदी, विजय मल्ल्या, निरव मोदी यांच्याकडून काय शिकलं पाहिजे?

उत्तर – कांड केल्यावर वकीलाकडे जाण्या ऐवजी ट्रॅव्हल एजंट कडे जा, नाहीतर भुजबळ होईल.

Put money in bank

Put money in bank – Nirav Modi will take it.

Put money in cricket – Lalit Modi will take it.

Keep Money at home Narendra Modi will take it.

What to do?

Udta Punjab

2016 – *Udta Punjab*

2018 – *Udta Punjab National Bank*

Nirav Modi

Bank me paise rakkho toh “Nirav Modi” ka darr,

Aur IPL mein satta kare toh saala “Lalit Modi” ka Darr

Ghar pe paise rakkho toh “Narendra Modi” ka darr…

पद्मावती

पद्मावतीला तर एवढा त्रास मी पण दिला नव्हता – अल्लाउद्दीन खिलजी

भाई विराट कोहली

भाई विराट कोहली ….

सब तो ठीक है लेकिन कहीं इटली में शादी करने से बच्चा मंदबुद्धि ना पैदा हो !!

Baba black sheep

*Baba black sheep, have you any fools ??*

*Yes sir, yes sir, two states full !!!*

आटा है?

लड़की: आटा है?
दुकानदार: पतंजलि का है
लड़की: मुझे आशीर्वाद चाहिए
दुकानदार: सदा सुहागन रहो✋😂😂

Bahut run banaane hai

Dhoni comes in 14th over

Kohli : dhoni bhai, bahut run banaane hai

Dhoni : arey run tereko banane hai. Mai to winning shot maarne aaya hu

सचिन तेंदुलकर क्रिकेट का भगवान है

अगर
सचिन तेंदुलकर क्रिकेट का भगवान है
तो
अपना कोहली भी भैरुं बाबा तो बन ही चूका है!!

KOHLI – An Explosive Reagent

They Said, When Potassium Hydroxide(KOH) Is Added with Lithium(Li) it becomes Explosive Reagent.
well said..
“KOH+LI= KOHLI”

मैच शुरू होता है

शर्मा, धवन और रैना के आउट होने के बाद ही तो मैच शुरू होता है
ये तीनों तो सिर्फ भूमिपूजन करने आते है

“Maggi” आणि जान्हवी चा msg

./﹋\_
(҂`_´)
<,︻╦╤─•••••҉
_/﹋\_
गोळीच घालतो आता
"Maggi" आणि जान्हवी चा msg
पाठवला तर…….

MS Dhoni has retired

On hearing that MS Dhoni has retired… Alia Bhatt said that next to retire will be MS Excel & MS Word…

Mere Paas Rocket Hai

Diwali Humor

Amitabh – Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Zammen Chakr Hai,
Lakshmi Bomb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Shashi Kapoor – Mere Paas
MAA…Chis Hai!

Happy Diwali

Happy birthday Bapu

Happy birthday Bapu!!
May your presence always remain in my wallet.

Happy bday to Gandhiji

Happy bday to Gandhiji! 🙂
I pray he keeps coming in my wallet and in ur wallet too

Collecting Gandhiji’s Photos

Dear friends, for 2nd Oct i am collecting Gandhiji’s Photos. I need your help.. Ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke notes hain sab mujhe bhej do.
I JUST LOVE BAPU

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