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Mallya-Nirav crashcourse

Mallya-Nirav crashcourse.

Take X loan from bank A ,2X loan from bank B.

Repay X loan of bank A.

ur credit rating is good, bank A now gives u 4X.

Repay 2X amount loan of bank B.

Bank B will give u 8X.

Repeat till loan reaches 1000X,

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then book a flight out of india…

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How did Nirav modi cheat?

CBI: how did Nirav modi cheat?

Bank officer: PNB

CBI: How much did he cheat?

B.O.: PNB

CBI: which bank was looted?

B.O: PNB

CBI: how did he run away with the looted money?

B.O.: PNB

CBI: what is PNB?

B.O: Pata Nahin Bhai.

यांच्याकडून काय शिकलं पाहिजे?

प्रश्न – ललित मोदी, विजय मल्ल्या, निरव मोदी यांच्याकडून काय शिकलं पाहिजे?

उत्तर – कांड केल्यावर वकीलाकडे जाण्या ऐवजी ट्रॅव्हल एजंट कडे जा, नाहीतर भुजबळ होईल.

Put money in bank

Put money in bank – Nirav Modi will take it.

Put money in cricket – Lalit Modi will take it.

Keep Money at home Narendra Modi will take it.

What to do?

Udta Punjab

2016 – *Udta Punjab*

2018 – *Udta Punjab National Bank*

Nirav Modi

Bank me paise rakkho toh “Nirav Modi” ka darr,

Aur IPL mein satta kare toh saala “Lalit Modi” ka Darr

Ghar pe paise rakkho toh “Narendra Modi” ka darr…

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