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Here comes rajni

Here comes rajni….

C.A.T Exam question:

Spell the word “COW” in 13 letters.

Scientists got mad calculating it..
Even Professors couldn’t answer..
Lecturers said that it’s a wrong query, printing mistake, etc.
Toppers got confused..
Average students’ minds went blank cursing the question setters..
Below-Average students committed suicide, unable to solve it..

BUT,  Hang on…….here comes  Rajni Sir ……….
gave a cool answer..

“SEE O DOUBLE YOU”
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All the rajni fans Thalaiva

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First time in the history

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: Opening Question to both in a competition — what is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai, agar horizontally half karo to ”0” aur vertically karo to ”3”.

Rajnikant Lost!
Vadda aaya Rajnikant

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Tumhare Result ka kya hua

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya
hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tum?

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa
Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail
Ho gaya.

Father: Are mai tera puch raha hun.

Son: To aap konsey Rajnikant Hai,
Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur
Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…

Rajnikant ka beta nahi

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do.
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Grahan Bell & Rajnikant

In 1876, when Graham Bell invented the telephone…
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He found that he had Two Missed calls from Rajnikanth.

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Exam according to Rajnikant

I dont fear exams now coz @ beginning of every answer I’ll write…..

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According to Rajnikant………….

Ekda Rajnikant …..

Ekda Rajnikant Jwalamukhi war chaha banwayla gela ani beshudh padla.

 

Ka?

 

Karan tithe Makarand Anaspure  papad bhajat hota na!

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