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If you have the Spirit of Understanding

If you have the Spirit of Understanding everything in a Positive way,
You will Enjoy each and every Moment of Life, whether it’s Pressure or Pleasure .
        
!! Be positive…!!

Good Morning 

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Someone asked me

Someone asked me (One Engineer )
Why you feel proud of being an Engineer
I smiled and told him
that
A lawyer’s income increases with increase in crime and litigation.

A  doctor’s income increases with increase in diseases.

But an engineer’s income increases with increase in prosperity of people and nation and hence,
Engineers always wish for the prosperity of people and nation.

कॉलेजमधली मुलं माझ्या एका श्वासावर मरतात.

मुलगी -आमच्या
कॉलेजमधली मुलं
माझ्या एका एका श्वासावर
मरतात.
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मुलगा – मग तू चांगली टूथपेस्ट
का नाही वापरत?

सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

माय म्हणे लेकराले जोजो बाळा जोजो,
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

Engineer होऊन लेका कोणता तीर मारशिन
गध्यासारखा राबशिन अन कुत्र्यासारखा जगशिन
दहावी शिकुण त्याच्यापेक्षा
कारकुन होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

Admission साठी आधि लेका वनवन फिरशिन
Semester च्या नावाखाली रोजरोज मरशिन
BA करुण त्यापेक्षा लिपिक तरी होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

BHEL सारख्या कंपनीत जेव्हा नौकरी तुले लागन
लग्नकराले बी लेका पोरगी नाही भेटन
बिना शिकुन तेच्यापेक्षा नेताबिता होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो

कंपनीत नौकरी करुण राब राब राबशिन
बायका पोर घरी सोडुन सन्यासासारखा जगशिन
तुप रोटी नाही,
बाळा चटनी भाकर खाजो सार काही होजो, पण Engineer नको होजो.
सार काही होजो, पण Engineer नको होजो.

College Campus

College Campus:-

Student 1: Results are out, come v’ll go and see…
Student 2: Im with my dad. U see mine also n msg me…
If one subject is gone say “Good morning to U”
If two subjects are gone then say “Good morning to u n ur dad…”
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Later,
student 1:
“Good morning to u and ur family.”

What is pie by 4…..

Teacher to Student – what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?

Student – jimbak alak chik dadi bamba

Teacher – i didn’t get you

Student – same here babes

Samundar Ki KHAMOSI Uski Gahrai Batati Hai

Samundar Ki KHAMOSI Uski Gahrai Batati Hai,
DOSTO Ki Kami Apni TANHAI Batati Hai,
Waise To Dost Hamesha Pyare Hote Hai,
Par Unki Kimat Unki JUDAI Batati Hai.

Vargat purn vel mulinshi gappa ka marat astos?

Teacher: Gadhva, vargat purn vel mulinshi gappa ka marat astos?

Ganya: Baai,mi garib gharcha aahe..
mala SMS CHAT parvadt nai…!

If you do regular study

If you do regular study, it means you don’t have confidence in yourself.

Study at last moment shows your confidence.

Tumchya shivay maitri tikavnar kon?

Tumchya shivay maitri tikavnar kon?
Mazya shivay nati japnar kon?
He deva, mazya ya “MITRANNA” Nehmi Japun thev,
Nahitar maze sms vachnar kon?

Chocklet se Mithe Tere Bol

Chocklet se Mithe Tere Bol,

Koi Kaise Lagaye Tera Mol,

Heere Se Jyada  Tu Anmol,

Msg Pad Liya Na.

Chal ab SMS Karke,

Thank you To BoL.

Oye joke bhej

Frnd texted me- Oye joke bhej

I replied : Padhai kar raha hu, sometime later!

Reply comes : Mast hai.!! Aur bhej!

Hadd hai yar…itni bezzati

😉

Ashich raho hi maitri TuZi Ni MaZi

Sahaj bhetlo Aapan,

Sahaj julali hi Apli nati

Kadhi na sampayachi

Kadhi na tutaychi

Ashich raho hi maitri TuZi Ni MaZi.”

Just take a Decision

A Wrong Decision can Double the Experience
&
Correct Decision can Double your Confidence.
So don’t worry in either Case
Just take a Decision!

Relations never break

Short and so true quote:

“Relations never break,
we just reduce communicatio”.
So here’s just a small remembrance!
🙂

Boy’s chalisa

Boy’s chalisa:
U to hum hai brahmchari,
Par jaha dekhi nari,
Wahi niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jari,
Pati to hamari,
Warna hum to hai hi brahmchari
🙂

I Made list of evergreen friends

I Made list of evergreen friends in My life with a Pencil.

But when i reached ur Name
I used Pen Coz i’m Sure
i’LL Nver Have to Change it. 🙂

Why Write “Etc” In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?

Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

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Education related songs

Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala.

TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala.

MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh.

SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir ho yaro.

ECONOMICS- Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, kyu paise pe tu marti hai.

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai.

RESULT- Jiya dhadak dhadak.

PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche.

FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

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3 kinds of people

1. The ones who learn by reading.
2. The ones who learn by observation.
3. Rest of them who have to touch fire to learn its hot.

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