What do you mean by Group Projects?

Group projects:
1 person does all the work, everyone takes the credit.

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Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere mobile ka
accident hogaya hai.
SUMSUNG
hospital ke
MOTOROLA
ward me he
Dr.NOKIA
or
Dr.L.G.
ka kehana he ki
SMS ki botale chahiye.
plz help me.

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Yado k sahare

Impressive Lines:

Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yado k sahare jee jaate hai?

Hum To Ek TOPIC Yaad Karke Sote hai wo Bhi subah Tak Bhool Jate hai.

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Attitude and Ego

The main difference between Attitude and Ego is that:

Attitude makes u to defer from others.

While Ego makes u alone from others.

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“Studying” was derived from…

I believe the word “Studying” was derived from the words “Students Dying”.

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Khwab Tut Kar Bikhre To Haqikat Samjho

Khwab Tut Kar Bikhre To Haqikat Samjho
Koi Apna Rute To Mohabbat Samjho
Dur Rehkar Jo Yad Aye Use Chahat Samjho
Jise Chaho Wo Mil Jaye To Kismat Samjho

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The Shortest Relation in Life

The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up..!

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Why do we have to study Maths?

In an Engineering Maths class –

Teacher : Why do we have to study Maths?

Student : To save lives!

Teacher : How does Maths saves lives?

Student : It keeps idiots like you out of Medical College.

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Engineer’s First Law of Tension

“PRESSURE ON THE BRAIN IS INVERSLY PROPOTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF DAYS LEFT IN THE EXAMS. WHILE THE SYLABUS REMAIN CONSTANT.”

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Hydrabadi

Hydrabdi..
Mom: kaiku rora re potte?
son: teachr mari meku
M: kaiku mari chudel ne
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku bola
S: kaiku boleto, exam me hmesha andech dalri.

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SIT, STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF

“SIT, STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF”

D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
Please
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME;-)

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Members of same class can access private data

A boy looks in a girls purse in a class.
Girl : Its bad manners
Boy : Its not
Girl : Y?
Boy : Members of same class can access private data

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SMS Song

”Sms Song”
AJI, OJI, LOJI, PADHOJI,
MAI HU MOBILE MOUJI,
KARTA HU SMS TO TUM B KAROJI
1 2 KA 4, 4 2 KA 1
AMUL IS MAKKHAN & MY FRND IS “Dhakkan”

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Friendship is like a glass

Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care

because once broken cannot be mended

and even if mended

a crack is always there !

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Mobile phones & you

sum1’s said
it so well,
mobile phones do not get u close to ppl,
it just takes u away from the ones sitting next to you.

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Preparation leave

The worst period of college life is called
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.”Preparation leave..!”

.

.

.

where you can neither prepare nor leave..! 😛
*best of luck*

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I got punished

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
.
.
.
.
.
..
I got punished after I asked ‘Which End ??? 😀 😀

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Truth & Lie

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said
but
.
.
.
Lying increases ur memory power.
Think different Do different …..

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SMS aur emotions

SMS har pal karu to shararat hogi,
har din karu to pareshani hogi,
kabhi bhi na karu to kanjushi hogi,
par DIL se sms karu to shayad aapko khushi hogi.

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Prablems of ours n Maths

Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up and solve your own problems….
Don’t depend on us.
Hamari bi apni problems hoti hai yar…

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