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Success in life depends upon

*Success* in life depends

upon two important things…

*Vision* of seeing

the invisible opportunity…

And…

*Mission* of solving

the impossible things…

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College Campus

College Campus:-

Student 1: Results are out, come v’ll go and see…
Student 2: Im with my dad. U see mine also n msg me…
If one subject is gone say “Good morning to U”
If two subjects are gone then say “Good morning to u n ur dad…”
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Later,
student 1:
“Good morning to u and ur family.”

A Student got 0% Marks

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?

Q.1 In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die?
Ans: In his Last Battle.

Q.2 Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans: At the Bottom of the Page.

Q.3 Ganga Flows in which State?
Ans: Liquid State..

Q.4 When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans: On His Birthday.

Q.5 How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans: By Preparing Mango Shake.

Awesome Reply By Student, everyone has own perspectives and views.

Success has only one amazing formula

Success has only one amazing formula:
Stop thinking in terms of limitations;
And start thinking in terms of possibilities.

A desire changes nothing

A desire changes nothing;
A decision changes something;
But a determination changes everything!

Only God can turn

Only God can turn
A mess into a message;
A test into a testimony;
A trial into a triumph;
And a victim into a victor!?

Overdose of Studies

Overdose of Studies :

Mere sapne me aayi Ek sundar pari,

wah wah

Mere sapne me aayi 1 sundar pari…

Aur boli “All Questions r Compulsary”.

I heard you failed in English?

Boy: I heard you failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed the result yesterday… I Passed away.

Sonia Gandhi in KBC

Sonia Gandhi in KBC.

Amitabh-Soniaji, ab aakhri saval 5 Crore ke liye.
Who is the CM of Gujarat?
Your Options:
A) LALOO PRASAD
B) VILASRAO Desmukh
C) ARJUN SINGH
D) NARENDRA MODI.

Soniaji- Its Narendra Modi.

Amitabh – Lock kar doon, 5 crore ka savaal hai?

Soniaji – If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you 500 crores.

Tumhare Result ka kya hua

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya
hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tum?

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa
Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail
Ho gaya.

Father: Are mai tera puch raha hun.

Son: To aap konsey Rajnikant Hai,
Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.

Songs for Students

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi.

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.

Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle.

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.

Result (Naat ): Jab dil hi toot gaya hum jeeke kya kare.

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai.

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay.

Exam se  door mai bhi hoon majboor

Yo yo honey singh eXcLuCiVE in lonely song

“Exam se  door mai bhi hoon majboor”

“Dil ko sataye question paper ka ye noor”

“Bat ye sacchi aaj tuzko batau”

“Muze samaz hi nahi ata kaise examiner ko patau”

“Bas paas hone ke liye ye answer likhte jaau”

“Din raat hi mai inhe ratate jaau”

“Guide me ans dekhu bari bari”

“Ji karta kitabe fad du mai saari”

…..:-)

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha

Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur
Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa…

If you do regular study

If you do regular study, it means you don’t have confidence in yourself.

Study at last moment shows your confidence.

Why Write “Etc” In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?

Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

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1 tree katne se 200 exam papers bante he

1 tree katne se 200 exam papers bante he,
agar ham sab students mill kar exam na dene ka faisala kare,
to socho kitne ped bacha sakte aakhir ham hi to future he.
Stop global warming
Save tree
STOP EXAMS
Is sms ko he students ko bhejo
exam hatao.
TREE bachao!

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“Studying” was derived from…

I believe the word “Studying” was derived from the words “Students Dying”.

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The Shortest Relation in Life

The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up..!

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Ek bhi nai ata yar

Worlds Best Feeling

It comes when we see a very wonderful

Question paper in Examination hall

And we smile at each other & say :

Ek bhi nai ata yar!

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Engineer’s First Law of Tension

“PRESSURE ON THE BRAIN IS INVERSLY PROPOTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF DAYS LEFT IN THE EXAMS. WHILE THE SYLABUS REMAIN CONSTANT.”

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