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..आज फक्त जागतिक महिला दिन आहे…😜😂

सर्व पुरूषांना आजच्या दिवसाच्या शुभेच्छा…..

स्वत: ची काळजी घ्या, शांत रहाण्याचा प्रयत्न करा,भिऊ नका……

देव तुमच्या पाठिशी आहे…

🍫😷 तसा..रोजच घरगुती महिला दिन असतो

आज फक्त जागतिक महिला दिन आहे…😜😂

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महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा

आमच्या वाघासारख्या मिञांना शेळी बनवणारया तमामवहिनी साहेबांना जागतीक

महिला दिनाच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा.

समस्त स्त्री जातीला पडलेला एक गहन प्रश्न

When women open wardrobe

When women open wardrobe, they face two problems;
1. They do not have cloths to wear.
2. There is no space for clothes.

3 persons whom a woman listens

Universally  True :-
The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a…..
TAILOR,
PHOTOGRAPHER
&
BEAUTICIANS

Pahila diva aaj lage dari…,

Pahila diva aaj lage dari.,
Anandachi kirne yeti ghari,
Purn hovot tumchya sarv Eccha,
tumhla aani tumcha parivarala
“DHAN TERAS”
&
“DIWALI” chya
HARDIK SHUBHECHA.

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

Pass this to women who can digest it
and
To Men who’ll enjoy reading it.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn’t available for her.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

Members of same class can access private data

A boy looks in a girls purse in a class.
Girl : Its bad manners
Boy : Its not
Girl : Y?
Boy : Members of same class can access private data

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Rajnikant ka beta nahi

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do.
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Define Facebook

Define Facebook:

Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets..

No Response…

&

When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets..

50 Likes…

35 friend requests…

&

25 comments on How sweet she is and how funny the joke was…

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