22 Jan 2018
by Aatul Palandurkar
in Facebook SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Husband - Wife SMS, Makar Sankranthi SMS, Makar Sankranti SMS, Marathi SMS, Non-Veg SMS, PJ, Romantic SMS, Veg SMS, Wedding SMS, Whats App SMS, WhatsApp Trolls
*माझं काय चुकलं?*
(गैरसमज)
बायको च्या मैत्रिणीने तिळगुळ म्हणून काटेरी हलवा दिला आणि म्हणाली “तिळगुळ घ्या गोडगोड बोला….”
मी विचारलं : फक्त ह्यानेच तोंड गोड करणार का? …..
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तर ती चक्क “इश्श, काहीतरीच काय!” असे म्हणून लाजून निघुन गेली आणि
बायको कडाडली
“मी काय मेले का बाहेर जाऊन तोंड गाेड करायला सांगताय ते?”
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आता मला कळत नाही,
जर मला *तिळाचा लाडू* पाहिजे होता… तर तिला लाजायला आणि हिला तडकायला काय झाले?
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26 Dec 2014
by Aatul Palandurkar
in Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Flirt SMS, Funny SMS, Girlfriend SMS, Hindi SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Political Jokes SMS, Politics SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS
लड़की : “पापा ने हमारी शादी के लिए एक शर्त रखी है।”
लड़का : “क्या?”
लड़की : “तुम्हे कांग्रेस पार्टी का टिकट लेकर चुनाव जीतकर दिखाना होगा”
लड़का : “अच्छा बहन, मैं चलता हूँ”
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27 Nov 2013
by Aatul Palandurkar
in Bewafai SMS, Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Break-up SMS, Flirt SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, Love SMS, Marathi SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
ती मला सोडून गेल्यानंतर मी मरणारच होतो….
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पण,,,,,
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मग मला आठवल की तिच्या मैत्रिनिचा पण नंबर
आहे माझ्याकडे…..
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मग जीवात जिव आला.
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04 Nov 2013
by Bhagyashree Palandurkar
in Break-up SMS, Care SMS, Cute SMS, Darling SMS, English SMS, Flirt SMS, Love Poems, Love SMS, Miss You SMS, Rain SMS, Romantic SMS, SMS, Valentines Day SMS, Veg SMS
It’s raining now….
Should you look out the window and try to count the no. of raindrop you see falling from the sky above,…that’s how much I’m MISSING YOU now….

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01 Oct 2013
by Aatul Palandurkar
in Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Break-up SMS, Flirt SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Girlfriend SMS, Girls SMS, Hindi SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
Ek Ladki ke marne ke Baad Uski best Friend Uske
Boyfrnd Ke Pass Gai Or Boli-
Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Sakti Hu?
Icecool Answer by him-
Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi,
KABRISTAN Walo Se Puchh Lo.
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19 Sep 2013
by Bhagyashree Palandurkar
in English SMS, Flirt SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
Safar lamba hai, Dost
banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile, Hath
badhate rahiye,
Taj na banaye, Costly
padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj
banate rahiye.
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26 Jun 2013
by Aatul Palandurkar
in Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Boys SMS, English SMS, Exam SMS, Flirt SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Girlfriend SMS, Girls SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
Boy: I heard you failed in English?
Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed the result yesterday… I Passed away.
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27 Apr 2011
by Aatul Palandurkar
in English SMS, Flirt SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Funny SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort You are 100% F.A.L.T.U.
;-):-
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24 Apr 2011
by Aatul Palandurkar
in English SMS, Flirt SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Rude SMS, Smile SMS, Veg SMS
Dream makes everything possible,
Hope make everything work,
Love make everything beautiful,
Smile make all the above.
So always Brush your Teeth!
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