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भगवान के नाम पर कुछ दे दो

फ़क़ीर बाबा (घर के बाहर) : भगवान के नाम पर कुछ दे दो..

लड़की : कुछ नहीं है बाबा.. माफ़ करो..

फ़क़ीर बाबा : कुछ नहीं तो अपना मोबाइल नंबर ही दे दो..
बाबा दुआ भी करेगा और मेसेज भी..!!

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A Girl takes 100 pics in a day

A Girl takes 100 pics in a day n deletes 99 pictures. One picture that seems better.
She uploads n comments.. was sitting idle, someone clicked it..

तो फिर चलें बाइक पर

लड़का-मैं चार साल का हूं। और तुम?
लड़की- मैं भी चार साल की हूं।
लड़का- तो फिर चलें बाइक पर..
लड़की (शर्माते हुए)-कहां?
लड़का- पगली, पोलियो की ड्रॉप पीने! ..और कहां?

When women open wardrobe

When women open wardrobe, they face two problems;
1. They do not have cloths to wear.
2. There is no space for clothes.

3 persons whom a woman listens

Universally  True :-
The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a…..
TAILOR,
PHOTOGRAPHER
&
BEAUTICIANS

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

कामाच्या SMS शिवाय,
एकही विनोदी SMS येत नाही.
मित्रांच्या Callसाठी आता,
मिटींगही मोडता येत नाही.
बहुतेक कामाचा व्यापच आता,
सर्व जागा व्यापायला लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

फालतू विनोदावरही हसण्याची
सवय आता मोडायला लागलीय.
चेष्टेने केलेली चेष्टाही आजकाल,
भुरटेगिरी वाटायला लागलीय.
आणि वाटतय की आता,
धिंगाणाही कमी होऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

पुर्वी वेळ सर्वांसाठी असायचा,
आता स्वता साठीच वेळ वाढायला लागलाय.
पझेशनचा वेळ येईल तसा,
रूम मधला कालवा दडायला लागलाय.
ट्रिपचा रविवार आता,
नविन जोडीदार पाहण्यात जाऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

मान्य आहे स्वतासाठीही,
जीवन जगायचं असतं,
मग त्यासाठी कुणाला,
खरच का दुखवायचं असतं?n
पण हे मात्र खरं आहे की,
मित्राबरोबर मैत्रीचा अभिमानही वाढु लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Sakti Hu

Ek Ladki ke marne ke Baad Uski best Friend Uske
Boyfrnd Ke Pass Gai Or Boli-
Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Sakti Hu?

Icecool Answer by him-
Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi,
KABRISTAN Walo Se Puchh Lo.

We are cute daughters

We are cute daughters,
We are sweet sisters,
We are darling wives,
We are adorable mothers,
We are source of strength
We are women,
HAPPY DAUGHTERS DAY TO ALL THE ANGELS READING THIS MSG

I heard you failed in English?

Boy: I heard you failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed the result yesterday… I Passed away.

Birthday Gift

Gal- Where’s my b’day gift?
Boy- You see that red hot Ferrari on the side of the road?
Gal: Yes!
Boy: Brought same color neilpolish.

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

Pass this to women who can digest it
and
To Men who’ll enjoy reading it.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn’t available for her.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

Par kyu kisine likha nai

Kitabo me likha hai, Rules todna mana hai.
Baago me likha hai, Ful tdna mana hai.
Sabse kimti chij hoti hai Dil,
Par kyu kisine likha nai ki Dil todna mana hai.

Why Write “Etc” In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?

Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

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Mi jar maran pawale tar tu kay karnar?

Mulgi – Mi jar maran pawale tar tu kay karnar ?

Mulga – Mi pan marnar

Mulgi – Pan ka?

Mulga – Kadhi kadhi Jast khusi pan
jeev ghete..

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What is forgiveness?

GOD asked :
“What is forgiveness?”

A little girl gave lovely reply :
“It is the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone!”

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Oh God why you left such a lucrative job?

Girl-What are you doing?

Boy-I was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA but now I left.

Girl-Oh God why you left such a lucrative job?

Boy-Ab kon subah subah uthe or paper dalne jae.

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Understanding a girl

Understanding a girl is like,
Downloading a 1GB File With 2 KBPS Speed & when you have Downloaded 98% you got an
Error: Downloading Canceled. 🙂

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English girl & Marathi girl

English girl & Marathi girl going to pandharpur Temple..       
English girl-Wow WONDERFUL…
Marathi girl-Aav Bhure Wondarful Nhay PANDHARPUR hay he..

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Khwab me ek ladki aati hai

Neend aati hai to khwab aata hai
Khwab me ek ladki aati hai
Ladki k pichhe uska baap aata hai
Phir na neend aati hai aur na khwab aata hai

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