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बंड्या आज काय शिकवले शाळेत

*आई:* “बंड्या आज काय शिकवले शाळेत.”

*बंड्या:* “लिहायला शिकवले.”

*आई:* “अरे वा छान! काय लिहले?”

*बंड्या:* “काय माहीत? अजून वाचायला नाही शिकवले….”

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Trust

With trust, even silence is understood. Without trust, every word is misunderstood. 

Trust is the soul of relationships.

next generation KG poem

next generation KG poem

chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
ha ha ha

Tuzi paati chan ahe

Pune K.G.kid to Mumbai K.G. kid:

“Tuzi paati (slateboard) chan ahe yaar. Ekdum chaka chak

Mumbai K.G kid:

“ipad ahe toh, Gaavthi….

How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

A 9 years old boy went 2 ICECream parlour.

Waiter: What do u want?

Boy: How much a CONE ICE CREAM costs?

Waiter: Rs.15/-

Then d BOY checked his pocket N asked cost of small cone?

Irritated Waiter: Rs.12/-

Boy ordered a small cone, had it, paid bill & left.

When d waiter came 2 pick d EMPTY PLATE, he was touched.

D boy had left Rs.3 as TIP 4 him!

“TRY 2 MAKE EVERY1 HAPPy WId SOMETHING U’ve”:)

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Athavtat ka tula te shaleche divas,

Athavtat ka tula te shaleche divas,

Apan kiti khelaycho,

kiti gappa maraycho,

kiti bhandaycho,

kiti hasaycho,

kiti radaycho.

Pan gele te divas, rahilya tya athvani.

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Athvtat ka?

.

Nahi athvat?

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Kase athvtil?

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Apan eka shaletach navhto na!

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I got punished

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot.
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I got punished after I asked ‘Which End ??? 😀 😀

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Prablems of ours n Maths

Cutest letter by a little kid:
Dear maths,
Plz grow up and solve your own problems….
Don’t depend on us.
Hamari bi apni problems hoti hai yar…

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