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Tumhare Result ka kya hua

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya
hua?

Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tum?

Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,

Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa
Aaya?

Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail
Ho gaya.

Father: Are mai tera puch raha hun.

Son: To aap konsey Rajnikant Hai,
Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.

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Tameez se baat karo

Boy: I Love U

Girl: Tameez se baat karo

Boy: Allah-taala ke fazal se KHUDA ka ye nek banda mohtarma ko arzu-e-fitrat se be-inteha mohabbat karta hai.

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Yad rakhna

Apne mukm ko yad rakhna,
Ahatram ko yad rakhna!
Hum jaise aur bhi milenge yaha,
Bas sareaam yad rakhna!

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