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समस्त स्त्री जातीला पडलेला एक गहन प्रश्न

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Boy’s chalisa

Boy’s chalisa:
U to hum hai brahmchari,
Par jaha dekhi nari,
Wahi niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jari,
Pati to hamari,
Warna hum to hai hi brahmchari
🙂

Members of same class can access private data

A boy looks in a girls purse in a class.
Girl : Its bad manners
Boy : Its not
Girl : Y?
Boy : Members of same class can access private data

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Rajnikant ka beta nahi

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do.
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Define Facebook

Define Facebook:

Its when a Boy posts a joke, He gets..

No Response…

&

When a Girl Posts the same Joke, She gets..

50 Likes…

35 friend requests…

&

25 comments on How sweet she is and how funny the joke was…

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Obama, Lalu & Swimming

Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
Lalu:Na
obm:Tere se to kuta acha h jo swim kr leta h.
Lalu:Tumko ata h?
obm:Ya
Lalu:Sasura fir tohre me or Kutta me farak ka hai?

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Exam kaisa hua?

Dad:Xam kaise hua?

Son:Q1 chut gaya,

Q3 Ata nai tha,

Q4 Karna bhul gaya,

Q5 Najar nai aya.

Dad(Gusse se):Aur Q2?

Son:Bas wahi galat ho gaya!

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