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What’s the wifi password?

Me: What’s the wifi password?

John: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

John: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

John: £3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

John: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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Put money in bank

Put money in bank – Nirav Modi will take it.

Put money in cricket – Lalit Modi will take it.

Keep Money at home Narendra Modi will take it.

What to do?

1 Cheej

1 Sawal- Ap kese ho

1 Nasihat- Apna khayal rkhna

1 Khauf- Muje bhul na jana

1 Jhoot- Apki yad nai Aati

1 Sach- I m realy missing u.

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Always be thankful 2 God 4 making u MARATHI

Always be thankful 2 God 4 making u :
Matured
Attractive
Religious
Amazing
Talented
Honest
Intelligent
In short – M A R A T H I.
* HAPPY MAHARASHTRA DIN – 1 MAY *

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Taxi Driver luvs his job

I ws in a taxi when the taxi driver said:
“I luv this job.
I’m my own boss n nobody tells me what to do.!!”
Then I replied, “Aage se left le.”

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Hydrabadi

Hydrabdi..
Mom: kaiku rora re potte?
son: teachr mari meku
M: kaiku mari chudel ne
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku bola
S: kaiku boleto, exam me hmesha andech dalri.

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Truth & Lie

Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said
but
.
.
.
Lying increases ur memory power.
Think different Do different …..

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Chaitra Shake 1933

    /”/_/”/
  /_/”/_/appy
    //\\  //
  //    \//ew YEAR
Chaitra Shake 1933
Navin varshachya navin divshi aaplalya hardik shubechaya
happy GUDI PADVA

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Great thought from Oscar Wilde

GreatestQuotes:
“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde

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I Love U Rasna

I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U

Oh $hit.!!
RASNA to bola hi nhi. !
I Love U RA$NA.
Garmi hai na.

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Boys after exam

After Exams:

Boys Of Delhi-“paper Was Easy”

Mumbai-“Paper Thik Tha”

Pune-“Paper chan hota”

but

In nagpur-“Paper Sod, maya bajule kay potti hoti Leka”.

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