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तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं

तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं एका दगडावर miss you लिहाव 
आणि 

तो दगड तुमच्या डोक्यात घालावा म्हणजे तुम्हाला पण

माझी आठवण येईल🤣

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अभिमान और नम्रता

अभिमान की ताकत फरिश्तो को भी “शैतान” बना देती है,

और

नम्रता साधारण व्यक्ति को भी “फ़रिश्ता” बना देती है।

Trust

With trust, even silence is understood. Without trust, every word is misunderstood. 

Trust is the soul of relationships.

Diwali gone, office on

Diwali gone, office onSo its time to move now

From Crackers to Computers

From Celebration to Discussion

From Lights to Ledgers

From Candles to Clients

From Fire to File

From pleasure to pressure.

HAPPY OFFICE GOING 

Package किती आहे?

पुणेकर 
मुलाला पाहयला आलेल्या काकुंनी मुलाला एकच प्रश्न केला… मुलगा ढसाढसा रडला.

प्रश्न : तूझ घरभाडे, किराणा, लाईटबील, पेट्रोल, दूध भाजीपाला, मोबाईल खर्च, loan EMI, वजा करून Package किती आहे?
आजूनही त्याचे आईवडील समजूत घालतायत…:'(:'(:'(

कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?

नौकर : सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.

बॉस: छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी, ये बताओ कि कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?

नौकर : सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी होगी.

बॉस: कितने दिन की छूटटी चाहीये

Work on your reputation

Work on your reputation until it is established.
Once it is established, it will work for you.

ओये यहां आओ

अध्यापिका :- ओये यहां आओ
चपरासी :- मेडम जी मेरा नाम ” ओये ” नही है आप मुझे नाम लेकर बुलाया करे
अध्यापिका :- अच्छा बताओ क्या नाम है तुम्हारा
चपरासी :- प्राणनाथ
अध्यापिका :- नही कोई ओर नाम बताओ  , चलो घर वाले किस नाम से बुलाते हैं
चपरासी:- बालम
अध्यापिका:- ये भी सही नही है चलो मोहल्ले वाले किस नाम से बुलाते हैं
चपरासी:- साजन
अध्यापिका :- ये भी ठिक नही है , सर नेम क्या लगाते हो
चपरासी:- स्वामी

Typical Conference Calls In Corporates

Typical Conf. Calls In Corporates:
Caller1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller2: Hi, this is Ajay from Marketing.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller3: Hi, its Shyam from Finance.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller4: Hello, Kuldeep from Administration.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller5: Hi, this is Neha from HR.
All:
Hi Neha,
Hi Neha
Hello Neha
Hi Neha

Trials keep you Strong

Trials keep you Strong!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only Faith keeps you Going.
Good Morning.

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

Have the determination of a mirror

Always have the determination of a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect inspite of it being broken into pieces.

Giving respect

Giving respect is one of the most important element in a person’s life – it is like an investment.
Whatever one gives to others shall come back to us with interest.
Good Day.

Dont loose hope

Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

What a wonderful thought

What a wonderful thought it is that some of the best days of our lives haven’t happened yet.

Working for satisfaction

Working for success will make you a Master;
But working for satisfaction will make you a Legend.

Obstacles

Obstacles do not block the path.
They are the path.

When you focus on money

When you focus on money,
You can build a company;
But when you focus on people,
You can build an empire!

Wisemen talk because

Wisemen talk because they have ‘Something’ to say.
Fools talk because they have to say ‘Something’.

3 Most Innocent face in the world

3 Most Innocent face in the world

1. A sleeping baby

2. Employee who needs leave

3. Friend in front of our Parents

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