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What’s the wifi password?

Me: What’s the wifi password?

John: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I’ll have a coke.

John: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

John: £3.

Me: There you go. So what’s the wifi password?

John: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

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जगातलं सर्वात चांगलं टॉनिक म्हणजे

“जगातलं सर्वात चांगलं टॉनिक म्हणजे *जबाबदारी…!*

एकदा घेतलं की माणूस वाट चुकत नाही,

आयुष्यभर थकत नाही आणि आपले कर्तव्य चुकत नाही.”

Which fuel you use?

I asked my friend who was having a Rs 60000/- bike, which fuel he was using.

He replied, it’s Petrol.

When I asked why don’t you try Kerosene? His reply was, the engine will be spoiled.

I again asked him, do you drink alcohol??

He quietly said ‘yes’.

When I questioned, won’t it spoil your engine???

He humbly replied, it’s only occasionally…

My question is, can we pour kerosene occasionally in our bike for a change???

No – we cannot.

We give more value to our Rs 60000 bike but not for our life.

Our life is more valuable and more Important.

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*So never change your alcohol… If it’s Whisky, let it be Whisky.*

*If it’s Rum let it be Rum.*

Reminder for 31st…

Success in life depends upon

*Success* in life depends

upon two important things…

*Vision* of seeing

the invisible opportunity…

And…

*Mission* of solving

the impossible things…

आम्ही जिमला जात नाही कारण ….

आम्ही जिमला जात नाही

कारण ….

घरच खाऊन दुस-यांच लोखंड

उचलायच .

आणि परत त्यालाच पैसे द्यायचे !

हे आपल्याला आजपर्यंत जमलेले नाही…..

अखिल भारतीय.. पोट सुटलेली संघटना

This Message is 2 Remind

This Message is 2 Remind

U That U Are Beautiful

Talented & One Of A Kind

No One Can Stop U From

Doing Anything That Is On Ur Mind

तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं

तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं एका दगडावर miss you लिहाव 
आणि 

तो दगड तुमच्या डोक्यात घालावा म्हणजे तुम्हाला पण

माझी आठवण येईल🤣

अभिमान और नम्रता

अभिमान की ताकत फरिश्तो को भी “शैतान” बना देती है,

और

नम्रता साधारण व्यक्ति को भी “फ़रिश्ता” बना देती है।

Trust

With trust, even silence is understood. Without trust, every word is misunderstood. 

Trust is the soul of relationships.

Diwali gone, office on

Diwali gone, office onSo its time to move now

From Crackers to Computers

From Celebration to Discussion

From Lights to Ledgers

From Candles to Clients

From Fire to File

From pleasure to pressure.

HAPPY OFFICE GOING 

Package किती आहे?

पुणेकर 
मुलाला पाहयला आलेल्या काकुंनी मुलाला एकच प्रश्न केला… मुलगा ढसाढसा रडला.

प्रश्न : तूझ घरभाडे, किराणा, लाईटबील, पेट्रोल, दूध भाजीपाला, मोबाईल खर्च, loan EMI, वजा करून Package किती आहे?
आजूनही त्याचे आईवडील समजूत घालतायत…:'(:'(:'(

कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?

नौकर : सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.

बॉस: छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी, ये बताओ कि कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?

नौकर : सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी होगी.

बॉस: कितने दिन की छूटटी चाहीये

Work on your reputation

Work on your reputation until it is established.
Once it is established, it will work for you.

ओये यहां आओ

अध्यापिका :- ओये यहां आओ
चपरासी :- मेडम जी मेरा नाम ” ओये ” नही है आप मुझे नाम लेकर बुलाया करे
अध्यापिका :- अच्छा बताओ क्या नाम है तुम्हारा
चपरासी :- प्राणनाथ
अध्यापिका :- नही कोई ओर नाम बताओ  , चलो घर वाले किस नाम से बुलाते हैं
चपरासी:- बालम
अध्यापिका:- ये भी सही नही है चलो मोहल्ले वाले किस नाम से बुलाते हैं
चपरासी:- साजन
अध्यापिका :- ये भी ठिक नही है , सर नेम क्या लगाते हो
चपरासी:- स्वामी

Typical Conference Calls In Corporates

Typical Conf. Calls In Corporates:
Caller1: Hi, this is Dheeraj from Sales.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller2: Hi, this is Ajay from Marketing.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller3: Hi, its Shyam from Finance.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller4: Hello, Kuldeep from Administration.
* Silence * All waiting others to Join*
Caller5: Hi, this is Neha from HR.
All:
Hi Neha,
Hi Neha
Hello Neha
Hi Neha

Trials keep you Strong

Trials keep you Strong!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only Faith keeps you Going.
Good Morning.

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

Have the determination of a mirror

Always have the determination of a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect inspite of it being broken into pieces.

Giving respect

Giving respect is one of the most important element in a person’s life – it is like an investment.
Whatever one gives to others shall come back to us with interest.
Good Day.

Dont loose hope

Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!

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