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Mobile Aya aur Khatam

Mobile Aya
Camera Khatam

Mobile Aya
Wrist Watch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Torch Khatam

Mobile Aya
Radio Khatam

Mobile Aya
MP3 Khatam

Mobile Aya
Letters Khatam

Mobile Aya
Calculator Khatam

Mobile Aya
Computer Khatam

Mobile Aya
Sakoon Khatam

Aur agar apka “Mobile” aap ki “Biwi” ke haath aya toh
Maa Kasam aap “Khatam”.

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If we lose a PEN

If we lose a PEN,
We can buy new one.
But if we lose PEN CAP,
We can’t buy new one.

So always buy a ‘tik-tik’ pen,
Don’t expect emotional messages always.

Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai

Mere mobile ka
accident hogaya hai.
SUMSUNG
hospital ke
MOTOROLA
ward me he
Dr.NOKIA
or
Dr.L.G.
ka kehana he ki
SMS ki botale chahiye.
plz help me.

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ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao

ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao

ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’

Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

Why is Facebook such a hit?
Ans –
It works on the principle that
“People are more interested in others life than their own.”

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No option to change a friend

FAN Changed 2 “AC”
RADIO Changed 2 “TV”
CASSETTE 2 “CD”
LOVER 2 “WIFE”
But
There is No Option 2 Change A “FRIEND”
kaise b ho!
No option

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Mobile phones & you

sum1’s said
it so well,
mobile phones do not get u close to ppl,
it just takes u away from the ones sitting next to you.

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Life is like making Tea

Life is like making Tea,
Boil your Ego,
Evaporate your Worries,
Dilute your Sorrows,
Filter your Mistakes.
Get taste of Happiness.

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I Love U Rasna

I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U
I Love u
I Love U

Oh $hit.!!
RASNA to bola hi nhi. !
I Love U RA$NA.
Garmi hai na.

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