Someone asked me

Someone asked me (One Engineer )
Why you feel proud of being an Engineer
I smiled and told him
A lawyer’s income increases with increase in crime and litigation.

A  doctor’s income increases with increase in diseases.

But an engineer’s income increases with increase in prosperity of people and nation and hence,
Engineers always wish for the prosperity of people and nation.

सेमेस्टर सिस्टम से क्या फायदा है

टीचर (स्टूडेंट से) : सेमेस्टर सिस्टम से क्या फायदा है, बताओ?

स्टूडेंट : फायदा तो पता नहीं,
पर बेइज्जती साल में दो बार हो जाती है।

सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

माय म्हणे लेकराले जोजो बाळा जोजो,
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

Engineer होऊन लेका कोणता तीर मारशिन
गध्यासारखा राबशिन अन कुत्र्यासारखा जगशिन
दहावी शिकुण त्याच्यापेक्षा
कारकुन होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

Admission साठी आधि लेका वनवन फिरशिन
Semester च्या नावाखाली रोजरोज मरशिन
BA करुण त्यापेक्षा लिपिक तरी होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो.

BHEL सारख्या कंपनीत जेव्हा नौकरी तुले लागन
लग्नकराले बी लेका पोरगी नाही भेटन
बिना शिकुन तेच्यापेक्षा नेताबिता होजो
सारं काही होजो पण Engineer नको होजो

कंपनीत नौकरी करुण राब राब राबशिन
बायका पोर घरी सोडुन सन्यासासारखा जगशिन
तुप रोटी नाही,
बाळा चटनी भाकर खाजो सार काही होजो, पण Engineer नको होजो.
सार काही होजो, पण Engineer नको होजो.

College Campus

College Campus:-

Student 1: Results are out, come v’ll go and see…
Student 2: Im with my dad. U see mine also n msg me…
If one subject is gone say “Good morning to U”
If two subjects are gone then say “Good morning to u n ur dad…”
student 1:
“Good morning to u and ur family.”


We Build the world(Civil)
We create the magic(CS/IT)
We move the world(Mech/Auto)
We give power to the world (ELECTRICAL)
We Connect the world n make it smaller (EC/TC)

We are the World and it’s creators coz Scientists Invent d world that already exists.
But ENGINEERS create d world dat never existed.
Proud to be an Engineer.
Wishing a very very HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY

Best msg on corporate life

One of d best msg on corporate life:

In the past few years,
1.  I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
*         Scanner
*         Printer
*         Xerox Machine

2.  I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
*         Microsoft Word
*         Microsoft Excel
*         Microsoft P owerPoint

3.  I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
*         Ctrl+C
*         Ctrl+V
*         Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
*         Yes sir
*         Ok sir.
*         I’ll Just Do That sir

5.  I learnt to: –
*         Face Monday
*         Fight For 6 Days
*         Wait For Saturday

6.  I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
*         Phone Calls
*         Messages
*         Mails

7.  I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
*         Birthday
*         New Year
*         Festivals

8.  In last one year, People say:-
*         You Learnt…
*         You Earned…
*         You Enjoyed…

9.  But when I compare me with my self…
*         I just Sustained…
*         I just Tolerated…
*         I just Survived… for bucks

10.  I have survived:-
*         For convenience of my Family…
*         To avoid blame of Society…
*         To get tag of Employment…

11.  When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
*         I learnt to Rejoice…
*         To be Happy…
*         To Smile..

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet..
Because when they meet,
both will lose their meaning. Have a great life. Cheers to Life.

बुलंदियों पर पहुँच कर

बुलंदियों पर पहुँच कर, गुरुर ना करना,
सफ़र की ढलान अभी बाकी है !

Songs for Students

School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi.

Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.

Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.

Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle.

Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.

Result (Naat ): Jab dil hi toot gaya hum jeeke kya kare.

Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai.

Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay.

Happy Engineers Day

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Happy Engineers Day

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What do you mean by Group Projects?

Group projects:
1 person does all the work, everyone takes the credit.

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TAJMAHAL would not have been so beautiful if Shahajahan had called quotations & accepted the lowest one.

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Why do we have to study Maths?

In an Engineering Maths class –

Teacher : Why do we have to study Maths?

Student : To save lives!

Teacher : How does Maths saves lives?

Student : It keeps idiots like you out of Medical College.

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Engineer’s First Law of Tension


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