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गोट्या सांग…..

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मास्तर: ​गोट्या सांग या ग्रुप वर​

​इतके सदस्य आहेत तर​

​4/5 लोकच मेसेज टाकतात​ ………….

कारण काय ?????

गोट्या: शाळेत फक्त 2/3

मुले हुशार असतात​बाकी फक्त भात खायला येतात​

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Success in life depends upon

*Success* in life depends

upon two important things…

*Vision* of seeing

the invisible opportunity…

And…

*Mission* of solving

the impossible things…

माझी शाळा

*माझी शाळा*

आयते शर्ट

ते बी ढगळ,

चड्डीला आमच्या

मागून ठिगळ!!

त्यावर करतो

तांब्यानी प्रेस,

तयार आमचा

शाळेचा ड्रेस!!

खताची पिशवी

स्कूल बॅग,

ओढ्याचं पाणी

वाॅटर बॅग!!

धोतराचं फडकं

आमचं टिफीन,

खिशात ठेवुन

करतो इन!!

करदोडा आमचा

असे बेल्ट,

लाकडाची चावी

होईल का फेल ?

मिरचीचा ठेचा

लोणच्याचा खार,

हाच आमचा

पोषण आहार!!

रानातला रानमेवा

भारी मौज,

अनवाणी पाय

आमचे शुज!!

काट्यांच रूतणं

दगडांची ठेच,

कसा सोडवायचा

हा सारा पेच!!

मुसळधार पाऊस

पाण्याचा कडेलोट,

पोत्याचा घोंगटा

आमचा रेनकोट!!

जुन्या पुस्तकांची

अर्धी किंमत,

शिवलेल्या वह्यांची

वेगळीच गंमत!!

पेन मागता

कांडी मिळायची,

गाईड मागण्याची

भिती वाटायची!!

केस कापण्याची

एकच शक्कल,

गप्प बसायचे

होईपर्यंत टक्कल!!

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ज्यानी अशी शाळा शिकली,त्या सर्वाना समर्पीत🙏

ज्यांनी कोणी लिहिले आहे ते खरे आहे🖕

आवडले म्हणून पाठवले

🌹शाळा एक आठवण🌹

भारतात ज्ञान वाटणा-या महान टाँप ४ युनिवर्सीटी

भारतात ज्ञान वाटणा-या महान टाँप ४ युनिवर्सीटी..
१. WhatsApp
२. पानटपरी
३. कटिंगचं दुकान
४. दारू पीलेला माणुस..
बाकी शाळा वगैरे सर्व अंधश्रद्धा आहे 

1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है

टीचर=1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है तो 3 औरते 1घंटे मे कितनी रोटी बनायेगी?

बच्चा=एक भी नही, क्योंकि अकेली है इसलिए काम कर रही है
तीनो मिलकर सिर्फ चुगली करेंगी!

~टीचर बेहोश

सेमेस्टर सिस्टम से क्या फायदा है

टीचर (स्टूडेंट से) : सेमेस्टर सिस्टम से क्या फायदा है, बताओ?

स्टूडेंट : फायदा तो पता नहीं,
पर बेइज्जती साल में दो बार हो जाती है।

एका विद्यार्थ्याच्या आयुष्यातील सर्वात महत्वाचा सन

एका विद्यार्थ्याच्या आयुष्यातील सर्वात महत्वाचा सन….
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परीक्षा…..
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दिवे पण लागतात..!
फटाके पण फुटतात..!!
Band पण वाजतो..!!!
आणि
घरचे आरती पण ओवाळतात..!!!!

Trials keep you Strong

Trials keep you Strong!!
Failure keeps you Humble!!
Success keeps you Glowing!!
But only Faith keeps you Going.
Good Morning.

What is MARKETING ?

What is MARKETING ?

This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!”
– That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.Marry him!”
– That’s Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can I marry you?”
– That’s Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
– That’s Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
– That’s Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go upto her and before you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives.
– That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets.

I hope Concepts are clear…

Success is a tasty dish

Success is a tasty dish.
Patience, intelligence, knowledge and experience are its ‘Ingredients’.
But “Hard Work” is that little Salt that makes it ‘Delicious’.
Have a successful day.

College Campus

College Campus:-

Student 1: Results are out, come v’ll go and see…
Student 2: Im with my dad. U see mine also n msg me…
If one subject is gone say “Good morning to U”
If two subjects are gone then say “Good morning to u n ur dad…”
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Later,
student 1:
“Good morning to u and ur family.”

What is pie by 4…..

Teacher to Student – what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?

Student – jimbak alak chik dadi bamba

Teacher – i didn’t get you

Student – same here babes

अहो ऐकता का ?

बायको – अहो ऐकता का ???…. पाटलांच्या मुलीला गणितात १०० पैकी ९९ मार्क्स मिळाले

विकास – वाह… मग एक मार्क कुठे गेला???

बायको – आपला कार्टा घेऊन आलाय

External examiner to an engineering student

External examiner to an engineering student :
Why does a capacitor stops DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student:
Sir, capacitor is like this
—| |—
DC comes straight like this
——
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this
   . — .
.’          ‘.
——–||—–||——-
              ‘.          .’
                ‘ — ‘
and jumps over the capacitor!

External : aftr 30 years of experience. Today I understood the concept of capacitor

If you need knowledge

If you need knowledge, keep adding something new to your mind everyday;
If you need wisdom, keep deleting a few things from your mind everyday.

Master your past in present

Master your past in present
or
Your past will master your future.
Good Morning!?

Vargat purn vel mulinshi gappa ka marat astos?

Teacher: Gadhva, vargat purn vel mulinshi gappa ka marat astos?

Ganya: Baai,mi garib gharcha aahe..
mala SMS CHAT parvadt nai…!

A Student got 0% Marks

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct!
Do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?

Q.1 In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die?
Ans: In his Last Battle.

Q.2 Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans: At the Bottom of the Page.

Q.3 Ganga Flows in which State?
Ans: Liquid State..

Q.4 When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans: On His Birthday.

Q.5 How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans: By Preparing Mango Shake.

Awesome Reply By Student, everyone has own perspectives and views.

Tuzi paati chan ahe

Pune K.G.kid to Mumbai K.G. kid:

“Tuzi paati (slateboard) chan ahe yaar. Ekdum chaka chak

Mumbai K.G kid:

“ipad ahe toh, Gaavthi….

Success has only one amazing formula

Success has only one amazing formula:
Stop thinking in terms of limitations;
And start thinking in terms of possibilities.

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