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तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं

तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं एका दगडावर miss you लिहाव 
आणि 

तो दगड तुमच्या डोक्यात घालावा म्हणजे तुम्हाला पण

माझी आठवण येईल🤣

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Trust

With trust, even silence is understood. Without trust, every word is misunderstood. 

Trust is the soul of relationships.

लड़के ने लड़की को आँख मारी

लड़के ने लड़की को आँख मारी

लड़की : मैं ऐसी वैसी लड़की नहीं हूँ

लड़का : वो तो ठीक है मगर चेक
करना हमारा फ़र्ज़ बनता है .

शादी के लिए एक शर्त

लड़की : “पापा ने हमारी शादी के लिए एक शर्त रखी है।”

लड़का : “क्या?”

लड़की : “तुम्हे कांग्रेस पार्टी का टिकट लेकर चुनाव जीतकर दिखाना होगा”

लड़का :  “अच्छा बहन, मैं चलता हूँ”

Faster than Google

A boy’s eye is
Faster than Google in searching a
Beautiful girl in crowd..
But..
A boy’s heart is slower than
Government bus while
Proposing a Girl whom he truly
Loves!

फ़ोन करते तेंव्हा तु नेहमी दाढीच करत असतोस

प्रेयसी : मी जेंव्हा जेंव्हा तुला फ़ोन करते तेंव्हा तेंव्हा तु नेहमी दाढीच करत असतोस. तु दिवसातुन किती वेळा दाढी करतोस ?

प्रियकर : ३० ते ४० वेळा.

प्रेयसी : वेडा आहेस काय?

प्रियकर : वेडा नाही. न्हावी आहे.

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se, Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha.
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki.
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.

When women open wardrobe

When women open wardrobe, they face two problems;
1. They do not have cloths to wear.
2. There is no space for clothes.

You cannot hug yourself

Neither you can hug yourself nor you can cry on your own shoulder life is all about living for one another,
so live with those who loves you the most.

Kiti mast majach majja

GF: Janu, Monday shoping, Tuesdy hotel, Wednsdy firayla, Thursdy jevayla, Friday movie & Sat la picnic… Kiti mast majach majja

BF: Ho ani Sunday mandir.

GF: Kashala?

BF: Bhik magayla.

3 persons whom a woman listens

Universally  True :-
The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows  Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a…..
TAILOR,
PHOTOGRAPHER
&
BEAUTICIANS

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

कामाच्या SMS शिवाय,
एकही विनोदी SMS येत नाही.
मित्रांच्या Callसाठी आता,
मिटींगही मोडता येत नाही.
बहुतेक कामाचा व्यापच आता,
सर्व जागा व्यापायला लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

फालतू विनोदावरही हसण्याची
सवय आता मोडायला लागलीय.
चेष्टेने केलेली चेष्टाही आजकाल,
भुरटेगिरी वाटायला लागलीय.
आणि वाटतय की आता,
धिंगाणाही कमी होऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

पुर्वी वेळ सर्वांसाठी असायचा,
आता स्वता साठीच वेळ वाढायला लागलाय.
पझेशनचा वेळ येईल तसा,
रूम मधला कालवा दडायला लागलाय.
ट्रिपचा रविवार आता,
नविन जोडीदार पाहण्यात जाऊ लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

मान्य आहे स्वतासाठीही,
जीवन जगायचं असतं,
मग त्यासाठी कुणाला,
खरच का दुखवायचं असतं?n
पण हे मात्र खरं आहे की,
मित्राबरोबर मैत्रीचा अभिमानही वाढु लागलाय.

मित्र मोठे होऊ लागलेत,
आणि थोडा दुरावा जाणवायला लागलाय……….

Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Sakti Hu

Ek Ladki ke marne ke Baad Uski best Friend Uske
Boyfrnd Ke Pass Gai Or Boli-
Kya Me Uski Jagah Le Sakti Hu?

Icecool Answer by him-
Mujhe Koi Aitraz Nahi,
KABRISTAN Walo Se Puchh Lo.

Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi

Karoge yaad to har baat yaad aayegi,
Suhane waqt ki har mulakat yaad aayegi,
Talash karoge jo humse behtar dost,
Nigahen door tak jakar hum par laut aayegi.

We are cute daughters

We are cute daughters,
We are sweet sisters,
We are darling wives,
We are adorable mothers,
We are source of strength
We are women,
HAPPY DAUGHTERS DAY TO ALL THE ANGELS READING THIS MSG

I heard you failed in English?

Boy: I heard you failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is unpossible.. I sawed the result yesterday… I Passed away.

People hurt you over and over again

When people hurt you over and over again, think of them as a sandpaper.

They may scratch and hurt you but it’s you – who’ll turn up shining and polished, while they’ll end up useless!

Birthday Gift

Gal- Where’s my b’day gift?
Boy- You see that red hot Ferrari on the side of the road?
Gal: Yes!
Boy: Brought same color neilpolish.

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

Boys are always Happy Creatures…WHY?

1-Their last name stays with them forever,

2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,

3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,

6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

Pass this to women who can digest it
and
To Men who’ll enjoy reading it.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town

She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He made cappuccino for her, gave her and said, “Drink Up

She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, Aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.

She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed

She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said “My Name Is Alone”

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn’t available for her.

Love is always caring, Only if its True!

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