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तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं

तुमची आठवण आली की वाटतं एका दगडावर miss you लिहाव 
आणि 

तो दगड तुमच्या डोक्यात घालावा म्हणजे तुम्हाला पण

माझी आठवण येईल🤣

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कॉलेजमधली मुलं माझ्या एका श्वासावर मरतात.

मुलगी -आमच्या
कॉलेजमधली मुलं
माझ्या एका एका श्वासावर
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मुलगा – मग तू चांगली टूथपेस्ट
का नाही वापरत?

Mat pucho mujse k mera KAROBAR kya he?

Mat pucho mujse k mera KAROBAR kya he?….
HUM to MOHABBAT bechte hai, NAFRAT ke BAZAR me…

Simple Test for love & Affection

Simple Test for love & Affection:

Put your wife in a room & lock it.

Put your dog in another room & lock it!

Open both of them after 2-3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you?

(Sender isn’t responsible for any result)

Main Difference Between Attitude n Ego

The Main Difference Between Attitude n Ego Is..

Attitude Makes u 2 Differ From Others!!

While Ego Makes u Alone From Others 😉 !!!

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Letter to Mother-in-Law

Dear Mother-in-Law,

Don’t teach me how to handle my children,

I am living with one of yours & she needs a lot of improvement.

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Dream makes everything possible

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope make everything work,
Love make everything beautiful,
Smile make all the above.
So always Brush your Teeth!

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Rajnikant ka beta nahi

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do.
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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