What is the name of your car?

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: Which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

Santa bought a puzzle game

Santa bought a puzzle game..
He took “8 months” to finish it.

He was very Proud of himself, bcoz at the side of box it was written: “For 2-3yrs..”

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.

A British guy walks into a bar

A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban.

Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, “Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there.”

The first round of drinks were served, and the Sikh guy gives him a smile, gestures to him saying, “Thank you!” in a loud voice.

The British guy is upset and again orders loudly to the bartender to serve another round of drinks to everyone except the Sardar.

The Sardar seems to be unruffled and he continues to smile, and yells back, “Thank you!”

The British guy is mad by now and asks the bartender, “What’s wrong with this Sardar? I’ve insulted him by ordering drinks for everyone but him, and yet he smiles back and keeps thanking me. Has he lost his mind?”

“No, Sir,” replies the bartender. “He is the owner of this place.”

Ek mahila train se utri

Ek mahila train se utri,
Usne Sardar se puchha yeh koun sa station hai?
Sardar hansa, zor se hansa, zor zor se hasa,
hanste hanste lot pot ho gaya,
Aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola,
Pagli, Yeh Railway station hai…

Doctor ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain

Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??

Doctor: 300 rupees.

Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.

Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai?

Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 mang raha tha aur aap 300 mein le aaye.

Normal Sardars

Normal Sardars :-

“Jo Bole….
So Nihaal.”

But

Sardar Manmohan Singh:-

“Jo Bole…..
“So-nia” Aur Uska “Laal”

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First time in the history

First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again

Rajnikant vs sardar: Opening Question to both in a competition — what is half of 8?

Rajni: 4

Sardar: Depend karta hai, agar horizontally half karo to ”0” aur vertically karo to ”3”.

Rajnikant Lost!
Vadda aaya Rajnikant

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Sardar was Reading Financial Times

Sardar was Reading Financial Times.

Headlines: “Microsoft Buys Whatsapp for $8.5 billion.”

Sardar – “O Teri!! Kharida Kyun, Download Kar Leta”

Sardar holding his ears

What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

Machali khayega?

Santa: Oye banta machali khayega?

Banta: Nahi yaar, usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: Oye chadd yar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Sardar and 20 people

A Sardar was caught by police.

Police: How did you kill 20 people?

Sardar: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain.

Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab tum batao main gaadi kidhar modta?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota.

Sardar: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye.

Sardar applied to a medical college

Sardar applied to a medical college Bt he nvr made it,bcoz

these wer his answers:

Antibody: One who hates his body

Artery: Study of fine paintings

Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

Coma: Punctuation mark

Labour pain: Hurt at work

Cardiology: Advanced study of playing cards.
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