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माझी शाळा

*माझी शाळा*

आयते शर्ट

ते बी ढगळ,

चड्डीला आमच्या

मागून ठिगळ!!

त्यावर करतो

तांब्यानी प्रेस,

तयार आमचा

शाळेचा ड्रेस!!

खताची पिशवी

स्कूल बॅग,

ओढ्याचं पाणी

वाॅटर बॅग!!

धोतराचं फडकं

आमचं टिफीन,

खिशात ठेवुन

करतो इन!!

करदोडा आमचा

असे बेल्ट,

लाकडाची चावी

होईल का फेल ?

मिरचीचा ठेचा

लोणच्याचा खार,

हाच आमचा

पोषण आहार!!

रानातला रानमेवा

भारी मौज,

अनवाणी पाय

आमचे शुज!!

काट्यांच रूतणं

दगडांची ठेच,

कसा सोडवायचा

हा सारा पेच!!

मुसळधार पाऊस

पाण्याचा कडेलोट,

पोत्याचा घोंगटा

आमचा रेनकोट!!

जुन्या पुस्तकांची

अर्धी किंमत,

शिवलेल्या वह्यांची

वेगळीच गंमत!!

पेन मागता

कांडी मिळायची,

गाईड मागण्याची

भिती वाटायची!!

केस कापण्याची

एकच शक्कल,

गप्प बसायचे

होईपर्यंत टक्कल!!

📖📚📖📚📖📚📖📚

ज्यानी अशी शाळा शिकली,त्या सर्वाना समर्पीत🙏

ज्यांनी कोणी लिहिले आहे ते खरे आहे🖕

आवडले म्हणून पाठवले

🌹शाळा एक आठवण🌹

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College Campus

College Campus:-

Student 1: Results are out, come v’ll go and see…
Student 2: Im with my dad. U see mine also n msg me…
If one subject is gone say “Good morning to U”
If two subjects are gone then say “Good morning to u n ur dad…”
.
.
.
.
Later,
student 1:
“Good morning to u and ur family.”

What is pie by 4…..

Teacher to Student – what is pie by 4 quarter amplitude phase modulation?

Student – jimbak alak chik dadi bamba

Teacher – i didn’t get you

Student – same here babes

If you do regular study

If you do regular study, it means you don’t have confidence in yourself.

Study at last moment shows your confidence.

Oye joke bhej

Frnd texted me- Oye joke bhej

I replied : Padhai kar raha hu, sometime later!

Reply comes : Mast hai.!! Aur bhej!

Hadd hai yar…itni bezzati

😉

Relations never break

Short and so true quote:

“Relations never break,
we just reduce communicatio”.
So here’s just a small remembrance!
🙂

Boy’s chalisa

Boy’s chalisa:
U to hum hai brahmchari,
Par jaha dekhi nari,
Wahi niyat ne palti mari,
Patane ki koshish jari,
Pati to hamari,
Warna hum to hai hi brahmchari
🙂

I Made list of evergreen friends

I Made list of evergreen friends in My life with a Pencil.

But when i reached ur Name
I used Pen Coz i’m Sure
i’LL Nver Have to Change it. 🙂

Why Write “Etc” In Exams?

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?

Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

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Education related songs

Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala.

TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala.

MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh.

SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir ho yaro.

ECONOMICS- Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, kyu paise pe tu marti hai.

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai.

RESULT- Jiya dhadak dhadak.

PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche.

FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

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What do you mean by Group Projects?

Group projects:
1 person does all the work, everyone takes the credit.

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Yado k sahare

Impressive Lines:

Jaane Log kaise apni ZINDGI yado k sahare jee jaate hai?

Hum To Ek TOPIC Yaad Karke Sote hai wo Bhi subah Tak Bhool Jate hai.

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“Studying” was derived from…

I believe the word “Studying” was derived from the words “Students Dying”.

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THE MOST CUTE THING DAD DID FOR ME

A school held contest 4 kids on FATHERs DAY

Theme was “THE MOST CUTE THING DAD DID FOR ME”

Award winning sweet answer-
.
.
.
.
.
.
“HE MARRIED MY MOM”:-)

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The Shortest Relation in Life

The Shortest Relation in Life is
Between
Students & Books
They Get Commited Couple of Days before Exam
&
After Exam..
Break Up..!

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Athavtat ka tula te shaleche divas,

Athavtat ka tula te shaleche divas,

Apan kiti khelaycho,

kiti gappa maraycho,

kiti bhandaycho,

kiti hasaycho,

kiti radaycho.

Pan gele te divas, rahilya tya athvani.

.

Athvtat ka?

.

Nahi athvat?

.

Kase athvtil?

.

Apan eka shaletach navhto na!

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Engineer’s First Law of Tension

“PRESSURE ON THE BRAIN IS INVERSLY PROPOTIONAL TO THE NUMBER OF DAYS LEFT IN THE EXAMS. WHILE THE SYLABUS REMAIN CONSTANT.”

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Hydrabadi

Hydrabdi..
Mom: kaiku rora re potte?
son: teachr mari meku
M: kaiku mari chudel ne
S: mai usku MURGI bola
M: kaiku bola
S: kaiku boleto, exam me hmesha andech dalri.

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SIT, STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF

“SIT, STUDY N KEEP UR CELL OFF”

D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments.
Please
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME;-)

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Members of same class can access private data

A boy looks in a girls purse in a class.
Girl : Its bad manners
Boy : Its not
Girl : Y?
Boy : Members of same class can access private data

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