Great achievement

“Great achievement is usually born of great sacrifice, and is never the result of selfishness.”
– Napoleon Hill

Jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya

Kabhi pehli baar school jaane mein dar lagta tha,
aaj akele hi duniya ghum lete hai!

Pehle 1st ane k liye padhte the,
aaj kamane k liye padhte hai!

Gareeb Dur tak chalta hai Khana khane ke liye
Ameer meelo chalta hai Khana pachane ke liye

Kisi ke paas khane ke liye ek waqt ki roti nahi hai
Kisi ke paas roti khane ke liye Waqt hi nahi hai

Koi lachaar hai isi liye beemar hai
Koi beemar hai isi liye lachaar hai

Koi apno ke liye roti chod deta hai
Koi roti ke liye apno ko chod deta hai

Ye duniya bhi kitni nirali hai.

Kabhi waqt mile to sochna
Kabhi choti si chot lagne pe rote the,
aaj dil tut jaane pe bhi sambhal jate hai!

Pehle hum dosto k sath rehte the,
aaj dosto ki yaadon me rehte hai!

Pehle ladna manana roz ka kam tha,
aaj ek bar ladte he to rishte kho jate hai.

Sach me zindagi ne bahut kuch sikha dia,
Jane kab hmko itna bada bana diya.

Junior ordered a coffee to boss

A Junior in office dialled his boss’s extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min

Boss Shouted: Do you know whom you are talking 2?

Jr : No!

Boss: I’m the BOSS

Jr (in same tone): Do you know whom you are talking to?

Boss: No!

Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected)

Movie reminded me of you

A boys calls her ex

Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you. Miss u

Gal : awwwww. Even I miss u. Kaunsi mOvie dekhi?

Boy : Ek thi daayan! 🙂

Even Google Cant Find who is performing worst

Even Google Cant Find who is performing worst
right now-

1) Delhi Govt
2) Delhi Police
3) Delhi Daredevils

Sardar and 20 people

A Sardar was caught by police.

Police: How did you kill 20 people?

Sardar: Main gaadi tez chala raha tha par jab maine brake lagaya, toh pata laga ki brake fail ho gaya hain.

Phir main ne samne dekha toh ek taraf 2 aadmi ja rahe the aur dusri taraf 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab tum batao main gaadi kidhar modta?

Police: Of course, jis taraf 2 admi the. Nuksaan kam hota.

Sardar: Exactly. Maine bhi yahi socha tha par woh 2 aadmi meri gaadi dekh kar barat me ghus gaye.

They don’t beat anyone

Judge to child : do you want to stay with your father?

Child : no, he beats me.

Judge : do you want to stay with your mom?

Child : no, even she beats me.

Judge : what about grandparents?

Child : even they beat me.

Judge : then whom do you want to stay?

Child : DELHI DAREDEVILS. They don’t beat anyone.

Happy RAM Navami

No smart phone or computer would work widout ‘RAM’ 

Happy RAM Navami

Let us pray sacred mantras

Let us pray sacred mantras, in the praise of eternal savior: “Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”.

Wish you be accompanied with
auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami…

HAPPY RAMNAVMI

Ram jinka naam hai,
Ayodha jinka dhaam hai,
Aise RAGHUNANDAN ko,
hamara pranam hai.

“HAPPY RAMNAVMI TO U & UR FAMILY”

Aapki biwi ko bhoot lag jaaye

Reporter-
Agar aapki biwi ko bhoot lag jaaye, to aap kya karoge?

Santa-
Maine kya karna hai?
Galti bhoot ki hai, khud bhugtega.

WISH U A VERY HAPPY Gudi Padwa

May This Gudi Padwa be as bright as ever.
May this Gudi Padwa bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Gudi Padwa bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Gudi Padwa bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Gudi Padwa show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
“WISH U A VERY HAPPY Gudi Padwa”

Marathi Nav Varshachya Hardik Shubhecha

Pramparenche Dhoran,
Ambyanche Toran,
Kadulimbancha kadwa,
Gathicha Godwa,
Tumha Sarvanna Aso Ha snehacha GUDIPADWA.
Marathi nav varshachya hardik shubhecha.

Happy Gudipadwa

San Marathi,
Man Marathi,
Ubharli Gudhi
Aaj Harshachi,
Saad Manachi,
Haak  premachi,
Bhet ashi “Nav-Varshachi”
Happy Gudipadwa

“Gudipadvyachya” Hardik Shubhechchha

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Hindu Nav varsh
Aani “Gudipadvyachya”
Hardik Shubhechchha..!!

गुढीपाडव्याच्या शुभेछा!

श्रीखंड पूरी,
रेशमी गुढी,
लिंबाचे पान,
नववर्ष जावो छान!
गुढीपाडव्याच्या शुभेछा!

Happy New Marathi Year

Sonpivlya Nav Varshachya shubhechha

Sonpivlya pavlani ale nav varsh,
Marathi man mani jage harsh,
Sonpivlya Nav Varshachya shubhechha

Two ways to spread happiness

There are two ways to spread happiness; either be the light who shines it or be the mirror who reflects it.”
– Edith Wharton

To live a creative life

To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong.”
– Joseph Chilton Pearce

Mind can achieve

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.”
– Napoleon Hill

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