मुलगा : पप्पा नाव घ्या
बाप :
सुटले सर्व मित्र
विसकटले सुत्र
विसरलो माझ गोत्र
विचारीना मला कुत्र
जेव्हा पासून
तुझ्याआयला …
घातल मंगळसुत्र.
Thousands of SMS, dig here texter,
25 Mar 2018 Leave a comment
in Facebook SMS, Father SMS, Funny SMS, Funny Ukhane, Husband - Wife SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, Marathi SMS, Marathi Ukhane, Navardevache Ukhane, PJ, Son SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS, WhatsApp Jokes, WhatsApp Trolls
मुलगा : पप्पा नाव घ्या
बाप :
सुटले सर्व मित्र
विसकटले सुत्र
विसरलो माझ गोत्र
विचारीना मला कुत्र
जेव्हा पासून
तुझ्याआयला …
घातल मंगळसुत्र.
25 Jul 2015 Leave a comment
in Father SMS, Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Marathi SMS, PJ, Son SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS
!!एकदम खतरनाक!!.
मुलगा-पप्पा नळाला पाणी कुठून येत?.
पप्पा-नदितून…
मुलगा-पप्पा मला नदी पाहायचीय…?.
ते दोघेजण नदी पाहायला जातात..
पोरग देत पप्पाला नदीत ढकलून..
आणि घरी पळत पळत येत आणि मम्मीला म्हणतं…
मम्मी.. मम्मी.. लवकर नळ चालू कर…
पप्पा येणार आहे नळातून!!
15 Jun 2015 Leave a comment
in Daughter SMS, English SMS, Father SMS, Funny Poems, Funny Quotes, Funny SMS, Jokes SMS, Kids SMS, Mother SMS, PJ, Son SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS
next generation KG poem
chatting chatting
yes papa
girlfriend setting
no papa
telling lies
no papa
open your whatsapp
ha ha ha
28 Nov 2014 Leave a comment
in Father SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Husband - Wife SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Son SMS, Veg SMS
पापा – “बेटा, आज तेरी मम्मी इतनी चुप-चुप क्यों बैठी है ?”
बेटा – “मेरी गलती से पापा ….”
पापा – “नालायक, ऐसा क्या किया तूने ?”
बेटा – “मम्मी ने लिपस्टिक मांगी थी … मैंने गलती से ‘फेविस्टिक’ दे दी !!!”
पापा – “जुग-जुग जियो मेरे लाल … भगवान ऐसा बेटा सबको दे … !!
27 Oct 2014 Leave a comment
in Daughter SMS, Father SMS, Hindi SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
कुछ जिद्दी, कुछ नक् चढ़ी हो गई है
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
अब अपनी हर बात मनवाने लगी है
हमको ही अब वो समझाने लगी है
हर दिन नई नई फरमाइशें होती है
लगता है कि फरमाइशों की झड़ी हो गई है
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
अगर डाटता हूँ तो आखें दिखाती है
खुद ही गुस्सा करके रूठ जाती है
उसको मनाना बहुत मुश्किल होता है
गुस्से में कभी पटाखा कभी फूलझड़ी हो गई है
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
जब वो हस्ती है तो मन को मोह लेती है
घर के कोने कोने मे उसकी महक होती है
कई बार उसके अजीब से सवाल भी होते हैं
बस अब तो वो जादू की छड़ी हो गई है
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
घर आते ही दिल उसी को पुकारता है
सपने सारे अब उसी के संवारता है
दुनियाँ में उसको अलग पहचान दिलानी है
मेरे कदम से कदम मिलाकर वो खड़ी हो गई है
मेरी बेटी थोड़ी सी बड़ी हो गई है
08 Oct 2014 Leave a comment
in Definition SMS, Emotional SMS, Father SMS, Hindi SMS, Mother SMS, Veg SMS
माँ और पिता ऐसे होते हैं….
जिनके होने का एहसास कभी नहीं होता…
लेकिन……. ना होने का बहुत होता है…
20 Sep 2014 Leave a comment
in Emotional SMS, English SMS, Father SMS, Fathers Day SMS, Veg SMS
My DAD
My father is a man like no other. He gave me life,
nurtured me, taught me, dressed me, fought for me,
held me, shouted at me, kissed me, but most importantly
he loved me unconditionally.
There are not enough words I can say to describe just
how important my father was to me, and what a
powerful influence he continues to be.
I LOVE YOU DAD.
03 Jun 2014 Leave a comment
in Advice SMS, Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Break-up SMS, Brother SMS, Emotional SMS, English Quotes, English SMS, Facebook SMS, Father SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Husband - Wife SMS, Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational SMS, Life SMS, Mother SMS, Motivational Quotes, Motivational SMS, Sister SMS, Suggestion SMS, Veg SMS, Whats App SMS
Relation with nice persons is like ice cubes.
You may break, crush, squeeze, beat or grind them, still they chill your life.
26 May 2014 Leave a comment
in Advice SMS, Aunt SMS, Boyfriend & Girlfriend SMS, Break-up SMS, Brother SMS, Emotional SMS, English Quotes, Father in Law SMS, Father SMS, Friend SMS, Friendship SMS, Husband - Wife SMS, Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational SMS, Life SMS, Love SMS, Mother in Law SMS, Mother SMS, Motivational Quotes, Sad SMS, Sister SMS, Suggestion SMS, Teacher SMS, Veg SMS
People don’t always need advice.
All they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen and a heart to understand them.
16 Mar 2014 Leave a comment
in Advice SMS, Emotional SMS, English Quotes, English SMS, Father SMS, Inspirational Quotes, Inspirational SMS, Life SMS, Love Quotes, Motivational Quotes, Motivational SMS, Veg SMS
The best message ever in my INBOX:
Don’t use your Power of tongue on your Parents,
from whom you Learned how to Pronounce..
01 Nov 2013 Leave a comment
in Advice SMS, Celebrations SMS, Diwali SMS, English SMS, Father SMS, Husband - Wife SMS, Life SMS, Mother SMS, Veg SMS
When a child needs his father’s time and father keeps his mobile away and switches tv off and gives his 100 percent to child, that moment is DHAN for the child.
When even after 20 years of wedding the husband still tells his wife ‘ I Love you ‘ and appreciate her for what she is with all honesty, those moment are DHAN for the wife.
When parents are old and they need attention and compassion from their children and when they get it, those moment are DHAN for the parents.
May your life and world be filled with all such DHAN which makes our life truly worth living.
Happy Dhanteras.
20 Jun 2013 Leave a comment
in Exam SMS, Father SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Insult SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Rajnikant SMS, Student SMS, Urdu SMS
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya
hua?
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tum?
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa
Aaya?
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail
Ho gaya.
Father: Are mai tera puch raha hun.
Son: To aap konsey Rajnikant Hai,
Aapka Beta Bhi Fail hua hai.
07 Jun 2013 Leave a comment
in Boys SMS, Father SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS, Yeh Jawani Hain Deewani
After seeing Yeh Jawani Hain Deewani a boy to his father :
Boy :-
Main udna chahta hoon.
Daudna chahta hoon.
Girna bhi chahta hoon.
Bas rukna nahi chahta
Father :-
Yeh le Mobile
Temple Run khel le.
01 Apr 2012 Leave a comment
in Boys SMS, Father SMS, Funny SMS, Hindi SMS, Jokes SMS, Singham, Veg SMS
Dad : Result kya aya?
Boy : Aaichya gavat, Fail ho gaya
Dad : Besharm
Boy : Kuch b karne ka mera ego nai hurt karne ka
Dad : Aajse teri pocket money band
Boy : Meri jarurate kam hai isliye mere jamirme dam hai
Dad : Get out
Boy : Ata mazi satakli re
Dad : Ab muze to papa mat kehna
Boy : Gotya gotya gotya…..
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24 Jun 2011 Leave a comment
in Cute SMS, English SMS, Father SMS, Fathers Day SMS, School SMS, Veg SMS
A school held contest 4 kids on FATHERs DAY
Theme was “THE MOST CUTE THING DAD DID FOR ME”
Award winning sweet answer-
.
.
.
.
.
.
“HE MARRIED MY MOM”:-)
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15 Jun 2011 Leave a comment
in Dream SMS, Father SMS, Funny SMS, Girls SMS, Hindi SMS, Jokes SMS, PJ, Veg SMS
Neend aati hai to khwab aata hai
Khwab me ek ladki aati hai
Ladki k pichhe uska baap aata hai
Phir na neend aati hai aur na khwab aata hai
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22 Mar 2011 Leave a comment
in Boys SMS, Exam SMS, Father SMS, Hindi SMS, Jokes SMS, Male SMS, Veg SMS
Dad:Xam kaise hua?
Son:Q1 chut gaya,
Q3 Ata nai tha,
Q4 Karna bhul gaya,
Q5 Najar nai aya.
Dad(Gusse se):Aur Q2?
Son:Bas wahi galat ho gaya!