Santa bought a puzzle game

Santa bought a puzzle game..
He took “8 months” to finish it.

He was very Proud of himself, bcoz at the side of box it was written: “For 2-3yrs..”

Where were you born?

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India.

संता एक ज्योतिषी के पास

संता एक ज्योतिषी के पास अपनी कुंडली दिखाने गया।

ज्योतिषी:- तेरा नाम संता सिंह है?

संता खुश होकर:- जी महाराज।

ज्योतिषी:- प्रीतो तेरी बीवी है?

संता:- जी जी महाराज।

ज्योतिषी:- तुझे दो लडकियां और लड़का है?

संता:- जी हाँ महाराज।

ज्योतिषी:- तूने अभी दस किलो चावल खरीदें है?

संता (ज्योतिषी के पैर छूते हुए):- महाराज तुस्सी तो अन्तर्यामी हो।

ज्योतिषी (गुस्से से बोले)- अगली बार आये तो कुंडली लाना राशन-कार्ड नही।

If a tiger attacks

If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save?

SANTA :
Ofcourse!
The tiger…… very few are left!

Doctor ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain

Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap??

Doctor: 300 rupees.

Santa: Theek hai doctor ji, chaliye phir.

Doctor ne apna bag liya, bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.

Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai?

Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji, darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 mang raha tha aur aap 300 mein le aaye.

Santa was

Santa was buying movie tickets again & again

Finally ticket seller asks,why r you doing so ?

Santa: Someone standing near the door is tearing my
tickets…

Machali khayega?

Santa: Oye banta machali khayega?

Banta: Nahi yaar, usme kaante hote hain.

Santa: Oye chadd yar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Aapki biwi ko bhoot lag jaaye

Reporter-
Agar aapki biwi ko bhoot lag jaaye, to aap kya karoge?

Santa-
Maine kya karna hai?
Galti bhoot ki hai, khud bhugtega.

Abhi tak daadhi moonch nai aayi

SANTA: Yaar tu itna bada ho gya hai or tujhe abhi tak daadhi moonch nai aayi.

BANTA(killer answer):

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Yaar me apni MAA pe gya hu na.
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Great words of two great persons

Great words of two great persons:

I may walk slowly but I never walk backwrd.
-Abraham Lincon.

I don’t need to walk because I have a scooter.
-SANTA

Dekh lunga

SANTA: Rasgulle hai?

DUKANDAAR: Nahi

SANTA: Dekh lunga

DUKANDAAR (Gusse me) (: Kya dekh loge?

SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga..!

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Santa in Hotel

Santa in Hotel

Santa: Me yahan nahi rahunga,
Itna chhota room,
No window,
Return my money.

Waiter: Mere Baap !
Upar room me to chal,
Yeh to lift hai.

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